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guy who tags all their posts with “*note there will be no news of the nintendo switch successor in this presentation” *note there will be no news of the nintendo switch successor in this makeupaguy post

Nah this is a metaphor for the trans experience

guy who clearly cant make up their fucking mind

guy who would like to say happy three year anniversary to this exchange

guy who likes to suck the filling out of pizza rolls and pretend they’re a vampire

guy who you thought of, but later forgot, resulting in them never being made up

guy who cannot identify any country flags, and thinks they’re just some sort of pride flags

guy who refuses to eat swedish fish because fish are friends, not food

guy who stole their cool shoelaces from the president

guy who ships their club penguin outfits together

guy who agrees that it’s always morally correct to punch nazis in the face as hard as you can (guy who is incredibly based)

guy whose computer is starting to smell a bit like smoke D:

guy who is secretly two lesbians in a trench coat

guy who is an asshole lawyer but was born without an asshole

guy who made sure to bring enough PB&Js to share with the rest of the class (their entire class is allergic to peanuts)

guy who walks out of the nintendo office building with a suspiciously switch 2 shaped neck

guy who sends santa coal for christmas

guy who can instantly identify if a song was in a DDR game, and which one(s) it’s in

guy who screams in the shower instead of singing

guy who loves you and wants to wish you a happy Valentine’s Day <3

guy who keeps their own wanted poster framed in their bedroom

guy who is tired of chewing their food so they just turn every meal into a smoothie

guy who can cook minute rice in less than a minute

guy who is adding you to their cringe compilation

guy who wishes they were made of paint

guy who can drink liquids after they’ve already dried up and loves drinking paint off the walls

guy who does not watch football but is wondering if grunkle stunkle won the funkle bunkle last night

guy who urgently needs to get rid of their cursed family guy DVD set

guy who successfully managed to buy one of the separator bars from the grocery store checkout line

guy who accidentally got caught in the rapture while time traveling

guy who has a built-in slot for playing game boy advance games

guy who hides their retail uniform under their regular clothing like Superman does with his super suit

guy who is not homophobic, nor an ally, but another more sinister third thing.

guy who is six and a half feet tall but just because they have an extremely large forehead

guy who thinks doctor who is real and is wondering why they always miss the aliens whenever they come around