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all posters are required to report on their accomplishments from last week by end of day today. failure to tell me about your likes and reposts and hilarious inside jokes will be result in account forfeiture

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Did you hear about the ambassador who was unable to enjoy a popular French pastry cream? Yeah...Turns out he had creme diplomat-ic immunity :)

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

you know it's on Tubi bitch!!!

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

No easy way to say this: they should have cut out most of the first act of Frankenhooker

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I once met a guy on the bus who followed me for four blocks after my stop to talk about Steely Dan and it ended with him saying “wow you know a lot about Steely Dan” in kind of a concerned way

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

people, stop apologizing for the number of tabs you have open. you have a lot of interests! and stuff you might want to read later. keep the tabs open and may the haters burn to hell

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

to everyone who has told me they hate being strangled: i'm SORRY

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

pop down to the mcdonalds and get me a cheeseburger meal

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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

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If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

legit forgot i have a vitamix. wtf did i think i was going to do with this thing?

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Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

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I'll never forget when Walker got payback with 4 roundhouse kicks www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ros...

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Locking this in as my default 2025 mood

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

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mfs don't even have a cup of mud going on

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hands up if you're a playboy and you got a cup of mud going on ✋

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Got a serious cup of mud going on rn brother

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Did you hear about the ambassador who was unable to enjoy a popular French pastry cream? Yeah...Turns out he had creme diplomat-ic immunity :)

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

could never afford this poster in these day...

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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

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it's time to engage in a little cybercrime...

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eating a warm grain bowl from a local organic place because i'm a sick fuckin freak!

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Do you remember when Walker saved Gage from Hammer? youtu.be/VKjRc9baL8s?...

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