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malcolm.redbirdmenace.com
Former law-talking guy, screenwriter, and current software developer. Basically did a speed run of everyone you hated on the old app except I haven't run for office yet.
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I was alive during the 90s, this is not going to help the egg prices

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its really frustrating that billionaires are trying to actively make the world a better place when they could just buy a sports team or effortlessly pay for a re-shoot of Megalopolis starring Nathan Fielder instead

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Google gave us that and LLMs stole it from us, hope this helps

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when reached for comment, the leopards said that the faces were actually quite tasty and nothing should be changed

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Unreal Engine just exists. Anyone can use it. You can play fortnite or legally distinct rock band. They won't even charge you for it unless you want to dress up like Thor Who is this for

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only Slavoj Zizek could play Slavoj Zizek; this is a blessing and a curse on all of mankind. will not explain further

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Ban all politicians from watching baseball, they don't deserve it anymore

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

not enough people were willing to vote for a woman to be president. I have trouble blaming them for giving up on us.

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evil exists

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it is honestly the only serious answer; if you don't choose yourself who do you die for?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The Atlantic and the New York Times must love the wall, for how much they want to be shoved against it

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Welsey Mouch is the president and it's hilarious the libertarians love it

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

They are idiots, they are stupid, they should not even allowed to be a dog catcher. That's it. That's the answer. They're fucking morons. Musk, Trump, Vance, whoever. They don't know what they're doing. It's this but at the highest level of government www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBw7...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

these theoretical rich men could just ask her out. but they're broken and I don't understand them

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second amendment solutions

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 8 days ago • 65 comments

The whole Gulf of America thing is embarrassing. I have no idea how conservatives leave the house without dying of sheer humiliation

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

why in the world is the government collapsing over Eric Adams of all people

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i literally can't even maybe just don't do your taxes this year

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

really the only way to survive the next four years

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A weird thing is that if literally Watergate happened again tomorrow it would be a relief, like totally normal unconcerning shit comparatively to what happens most days

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love that we're can't get past "but the rules say a dog can't play basketball"

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I'm giving away EVERY Masters set EVER! It's Masters Masters! I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Masters from the entire history of Masters sets as a thank you! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.bsky.social until Feb 15 at 11am PST! Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tolarian

submitted 10 days ago • 246 comments

Read The Stand at seven years old like I did, kids. This is not actual advice.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Just let me get this vaccine before RFK jr has any power

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

millennial bisexuals assemble

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Pin Ups *should* throw a wrench in this for Bowie but the four albums before Pin Ups and the five albums after it also meet the criteria

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Right wing attack on pronouns has spread to nouns

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I'd enjoy a show/movie that deconstructs an "enlightened" peaceful techno-utopia that is secretly propped up by a handful of people doing some heinous shit in the dark. Star Trek is not the world in which to set that story; Section 31 should have remained a rogue villainous org like in DS9

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I knew he'd get in eventually but kinda pleasantly surprised that Sabathia is going to easily coast in on the first ballot.

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submitted 33 days ago • 36 comments

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

submitted 34 days ago • 781 comments

those six months people believed TikTok was in any way leftist are pretty funny now, at least

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Setting the stage for a data breach to humble all data breaches

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments