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Inmate of the Asylum. Or am I running it?
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if he’s really midwestern does that mean this pope will ope?

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Do you think that Italian beef sandwiches were part of the Vatican menu last night? #ChicagoPope

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Is there anybody who can provide evidence that our government is not spiraling toward imminent and complete collapse? I am not trying to be alarmist, but outside of the corruption and general lawless behavior, there is no captain at the helm. Just pure, unbridled incompetence.

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the body and blood of christ

submitted 4 days ago • 75 comments

Since the new Pope is an American, I am really hoping that the popemobile gets a set of truck nuts. #WokePope #NewPope

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I am announcing my new fragrance- LEO. For that New Pope Smell. #NewPope

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I have to assume that Cubs fans are going to be insufferable now. #NewPope

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I posted this before and American was announced as pope. He really missed a golden opportunity.

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Would really love to have a Pope Jimbob I.

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As a GenXer, I saw the commercials for Frankenberry cereal a million times. My mother always said no and that I wasn't missing anything. Recently, it was on sale at the grocery store, so I finally bought some. It pains me greatly to admit that, dammit, she was right.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

50 bucks says the next pope is Catholic.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It was once said that religion is the opiate of the masses. In the USA, religion feels more like crystal meth with a Fireball chaser.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Like many others, I was laid off from a tech company. I miss the days when the big differentiator in your resume was the type of paper that you used. Now, companies want video clips like every job requires influencer status. In this thesis, I will describe where the downfall of man began.

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I came here to be a smartass and chew bubbleg... well no, I just came here to be a smartass.

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