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And the LORD said, "Let not your screen be cracked."

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Amazon's James Bond will show up missing an arm or his nose and Amazon will give $2 credit for the following Amazon James Bond movie.

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I acknowledge that lots of folks use "partake" to mean "take part" or "participate," and, as always, I recognize that usage = meaning. But if you write "partake" when you mean "take part," I will always stop to ask, "Why (and how!) are you eating an event?"

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Happy Newsrooms Discovering to Their Surprise That It Is Cold in February Day!

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Very, very, very few things as tedious as people who see Yoko Ono's career only through the lens of her late husband and judge her work solely on whether it's like a Beatles record.

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The whole Politico-writer-gets-schooled-about-FDR thing also highlights the importance of good editors. Either there were no editors or one or more editors at a prestigious, career-destination publication also didn't know.

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Editing tip: People who act are actors, regardless of sex or gender identity. Ask your doctress or professoress.

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Every preseason Juve try to get to rid of Weston McKennie. And every season he survives and ends up wearing the captain's armband.

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I'm almost strictly an editor these days, but from time to time I pop up at @nbcnews.com 's Old Guy Looks Back In Context Correspondent. www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

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whispers Just for the record, the holiday that's coming up, which is still officially Washington's Birthday, can be called Presidents Day (or Presidents' Day, if you must), but it's not: President's Day Please make a note of it it for your memes and things.

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Interesting choice, Eagles. Your game MVP quarterback, your record-breaking star running back, all of your starting wideouts and all of the starting defensive linemen who dominated the Super Bowl are African American, and you went with this.

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Whether he's good, bad or just basic, God really doesn't care who wins a football game.

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So apparently the refs weren't worth 19 points

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sometimes when you post here it goes like this "whats the superb owl" blocked post blocked post blocked post "and thats why james k polk was a successful president"

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OF COURSE it's a Tesla double-parked in the handicapped spaces without the proper tag or decal.

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There's this curious drama on smartwatch forums of people competing to see who can get closest to the "perfect" sleep score. How much sleep do you lose when you're focusing intently on hitting that number rather than, you know, sleeping?

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Hey, y'all, remember the collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge? Seems so long ago. It was just in March. Constant news creates time dilation.

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Copy desks are good! Having people argue over headlines and adjectives before publication is a good thing! Getting it right and being 30 seconds slower is better than off-kilter and being 30 seconds faster.

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1: It's confirmed Trump will be at the Super Bowl. 2: www.nbcnews.com/sports/nfl/n...

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In my inbox: "Dear [author name]: I thought you'd be interested in ..." No thank you. Sincerely, [author name]

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Monday would be a great day not to take a look at your retirement accounts.

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When did Anthony Kiedis turn into Adam Sandler?

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Flea is going formal tonight. He had a cap and he's wearing shoes.

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See, we couldn't have done a benefit concert like this when I was growing up, particularly for fire relief, because all we had to wave in the air were lighters, which would have risked starting more fires, requiring another benefit concert.

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Tré Cool always looks like he's having a heart attack when he's at the drums.

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me: highlighting word: and i’ll get that period too me: no thanks, i don’t want it word: it’s right there, i’ll get it me: please stop word: fine but only if you highlight backwards

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Who thinks Tulsi Gabbard could be the sacrificial lamb Republicans hold up to say, "See? We didn't rubber-stamp all of his nominees"?

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Because the screen on my dashboard radio scrolls information only seven or eight characters at a time, it is informing that I am enjoying a piece by the noted quartet Niko, Lay Rim, sky-Kor and sakov.

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#copyediting Q. Is "none" singular or plural? A. Yes.

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Professional Tennis: Lazers determine by centimeters whether ball is in or out Professional Football: Player carelessly flips ball to one referee who eyeballs without perspective where to put it while two other guys run from the sidelines with two poles and a literal chain, also eyeballing

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Editing tip: "Sued" is almost always better than "filed a lawsuit against."

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I asked ChatGPT who the CEO of The Onion is. It gave me over two dozen names, none of them correct. Here are some of them. —Cole Bolton —Richard "Dick" T. B. Hornblower —Timothy "Tim" Onion. When asked for Tim Onion's real name: —Timothy O’Neill, John N. Johnson, James H. Miller, Paul S.D. Smith

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We in California find all the coverage of the tiny little earthquake in New England so totally freaking adorable.

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Here's all you need to know about Tottenham and Daniel Levy: With more than half the squad out, many with long-term injuries, we're four days from the end of the transfer window, and not one of the transfer sites and columns has any mention of Spurs this morning.

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70-year-old guy on TV ain't fooling anybody with that cocoa-brown dye job. Nothing against older folks (I qualify!) dying their hair. Just do it right — have fun with it. Go green or violet; proclaim you're in on society's youth bias joke.

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This is the only world we’ve ever known.

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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can reduce up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

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My experiments with AI suggest it is 99 percent artificial and 1 percent intelligence.

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a = bq + r, 0≤ r <b Are Eucliding me?

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Wait — it wasn't ALREADY retired?

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You need an ENORMOUS mitt to catcher a manager.

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Rachel @maddow.msnbc.com told me to join Bluesky last night and it only took me 24 hours to figure it out.

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Breaking: Trump is putting all federal DEI workers on leave because of "the scourge of DEI." www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

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Wow² Game of the season

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Wow

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1-0 2-0 2-1 3-1 3-2 4-2 4-3 12 minutes left in normal time

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