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malicetots.bsky.social
Just a girl trying to survive Alice | 33 | trans, horny, and neurodivergent Nsfw sometimes 🔞
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My girlfriend and I are recasting the Muppets into Resident Evil 4 Kermit is Leon Miss Piggy is Ashley Pepe the King Prawn is Luis The Swedish Chef is The Merchant Fozzy Bear is Jack Krauser Gonzo is Ada Wong

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they should make it easier for trans women

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

resident evil attache case but its for all your sex toys and other sex items

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

like most american cities, i could also use a light rail

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Does anyone in the Philly area know any cool people looking for roommates or a place? My girlfriend and two other friends need to figure out a new living situation asap. Pls dm me if you have any leads, thank you.

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its honestly so hard being so beautiful and so in my 30s

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"Get instant repair at your local authorised Nintendo Center. After all, she's waiting."

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

I'm really hoping I can go to one of the AEW shows at the old ECW arena in September. Hopefully I have the money in time or can manage to trick someone into taking me lol

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Why would I touch grass when I can unhealthily romanticize the concept of grass touching?

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

call me a DM inbox the way i need cuties sliding into me

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Welcome to Plug's Butt Ugly Stuff Hut

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existence on its own is a full time job we should be paid for

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Thank you so much to everyone who has listened to my new record, who pre-ordered the vinyl (there’s 8 copies still available), and who’s said such nice things about a piece of art that I made. I love you all so much, and I hope that we all continue to live and thrive. We’re NOT going to die.

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Remember, pretty girls are like spiders they're more afraid of you than you are of them

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If y'all help me get groceries I'll post pics of what I make, usually with silly jokes and recipes attached. 💜

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Fantastic song on a fantastic album by a fantastic person! Listen to it, buy it, consume it

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The video for "Context Drift" from How I Became Invisible's new album, Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost is OUT! Shot & edited by your favorite former twink: Me! It has aliens, the end of the world &@emdashreed.bsky.social making out with @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social. youtu.be/moO30Ri7EE8

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It’s out. See you all in the morning, I’m gonna talk so much about it. 🖤🖤🖤 howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/everyt...

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Please help

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Just letting you know if you are cool you can touch these

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

anyone else notice they changed the recipe for cum sometime in the last like 5 years?

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an ace lesbian is a lesbian who's shot down at least five other lesbians in aerial combat

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