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Alex // He/They // Bisexual // Dark Woke // 20s // film major // bass player // goth🦇🐈‍⬛ // forklift certified // American Badass // court eunuch // 🔞🔞🔞
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Never trust a big butt and a smile youtu.be/hgnhVcyLy1I?...

May the 4th youtu.be/ljiVRV5B5i8?...

and pussy too!

Kevin McCallister and Frodo Baggins drop Bombs Over Baghdad

alex.

Tips on smoking crack more effectively

Legends of 1999

thinking about him again

My sleepy baby

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

someone just fucking do it already

Alex

My crohns is no longer in remission and I can tell because I puked blood and I’m also craving salt like fucking crack addict right now

Me

anyone got a good crack plug? Mine just got hospitalized for a bullet wound and it’s not looking good

Incredible app

its that time of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How I’m feeling after drinking 4 beers and puking blood

#lightsaber

#xwing

#MusicSky #MayTheFourth

He don’t miss.

#themandolorian

may the 4th be with #Epic

I can finally keep the ugly Rick boot

This is Ryan. Repost if youre a true Ryan Fan or want to be shot in the head with a high caliber rifle! #Ryan #RyanFans

I miss our Dachshund, Luke, he was insanely beast and would just sit on this red chair all day like a gangster

Dachshunds really are the perfect dog

My week in MUSIC‼️‼️

Corrin: I strive for a peaceful unity between Hoshido and Nohr to put an end to this pointless conflict [360 noscopes off the MW2 high rise crane] Leif, who's been capturing and sparing generals and soldiers alike: