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mallardky.bsky.social
free palestine, any pronouns, amsterdam & they say brunettes cant be diabetic
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why is my roommate hanging out with joel someone today what the helly what the hellybron james

I turned 38 btw

im seeing sinners next thursday yay movies wi th friends

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very brave: I changed in the gym locker room

sitting in the waxing studio waiting room while my partner gets their shit rocked

heard there was a bicep checkpoint ≽^•⩊•^≼

baby its SUMMERRRRRR

thanks for joining the official mallardky live posting experience of me having a flirtatious experience

hes doing leg lifts in front of me im soooooo

the worker at the new gym introduced himself to me (I couldnt find a seated calf raise machine & turns out there isnt one) & hes soooo hot & in little short shorts

aaaah (thats what I would say if I fell over in a real way)

my partner had an extraordinarily good time at the club last night ugh im so happy she's been looking forward to the dj who played as soon as it was announced

switched gyms goodbye to the main cast I used to know 🫡🫡🫡

switched gyms to one that is slightly further but far nicer. hope it is pleasant

grace jones singing anema e core you will ALWAYSSSSSS be famous to me!!!

get in loser! we're posting lock screens!

im very tired (:

the park is rad im so tired

love mapo tofu shes really that girl

Bro hole

yeah 🫡

ugh have to find a new job

wahoo bodyweight vacation workout

happy hump day btw if anyone is celebrating

good afternoon yall