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malloyable.bsky.social
Remarkable | Adaptable | Approachable | Malloyable 🎙Podcaster, 🎲 Game Designer, ⚾ NY Mets Fan Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006
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If you're alone in the woods would you rather run into 100 men or 1 gorilla.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I need a service that is like Stitch Fix but with a clause where if they can find me no clothes that fit after 2 or 3 months I don't have to pay the monthly fee until they can.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Circumstances have conspired to being me to Florida.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I've started a quest this year to finally read Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere. I'm currently in Warbreaker and about to finish it. Then on to Alloy of Law

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

A system of whales interlinked Interlinked Within terrors interlinked Interlinked Whales interlinked

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

REMEMBER: The correct response when someone suggests a fight between King Kong and Godzilla is to laugh. Godzilla is usually two or three times Kong's height and only in movies where they are supposed to fight do they scale him up.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I've gotten really into Marvel Rivals and I've got some beef. A lot of creators make these "How I Climbed From Bronze to GM" videos and I can't fully express how unhelpful those are. I don't care how someone who is a high ranked player took a character they didn't know how to play and ranked up.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Somehow I reached a point where my secret Bluesky account has more followers than my main one.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

big shrimpin'

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I see ads like "are you still doing things the hard way and not just learning to use AI to do it for you" like my dude are you still learning to use AI? I used AI to learn AI for me.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If you're wondering what working with me is like, today in a meeting I said "we should get your ducks in a row before we uh....show em to people"

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I just finished rereading Mistborn Era 1 and I am hung up on the hilarious fancast of Ben Kingsley and Jason Statham playing The Lord Ruler

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

New relationship dynamic. Man and Woman are out. Between you and your SO which of you is the Hootie and which of you is the Blowfish?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I hope they name the Godzilla Minus One sequel Godzilla Minus One Plus One

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

10 bucks says someone complains about it having "woke gender mechanics"

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

You see that you're a pink pony girl and you're dancing at the club. Roll initiative.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Bone

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Which super power would you want more? Unlimited Carwash or Infinite Oil Change

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Would the super power "unlimited carwash" qualify you to be an omega level mutant?

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

People are always saying things like "Let's just stay here for the time being" or "we've paused development for the time being" but no one ever explains who this Time Being is or why everyone is doing things for them.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Who would win in a fight. The Girl All the Bad Guys Want in Bowling For Soup's song or the Mean Girl in Matchbox Twenty's She's So Mean?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments