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maltesergirl.bsky.social
Maltesers loving no longer 30 something, still lurching from one disaster to the next.
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I have to be up at 5.30, so of course I'm whisper-singing to myself and dancing around my bathroom. The same bathroom I'll be cursing the early morning in. I'm an idiot 🤷🏻‍♀️ Still not stopping.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

This stuff smells amazing! Seriously considering bathing in it 😂

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

How can the low be 7, when it's currently 0? Even my weather app has lost it's mind, there's no hope for the rest of us.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Off for an early dinner and theatre tonight with my mam and sister, simultaneously so excited and feeling like I've left a limb behind because my little mini isn't with me. It feels so wrong when I'm out for fun and not work 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

My corner of the office is so quiet today I've had to put my colleague's radio on just to scare the mice away.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Some days only a hot, deep bubble bath will do 🛁

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Do they make adult sized snowsuits? I really want to be this cosy!

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I'm really having trouble talking myself into getting dressed this morning, it's too cold for work clothes!

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Back to getting up at 5.30 🤦🏻‍♀️ How is it 2025 and no one's invented teleporting to work yet?

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Cheers!

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

We were supposed to be on a magical family day out today meeting Santa and doing Christmas activities but instead we have a toddler with a perforated ear drum. Not the weekend I had planned 🤦🏻‍♀️

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

I'm too tired and it's too rainy. Time for an emergency deployment of my biggest cardigan and a bucket of tea.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Having a 2 year old with a throat and ear infection is like having a colicky newborn again, only much much heavier. No making toast with him tucked in one arm now 🤦🏻‍♀️

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I can count the number of people I've seen who have not annoyed me today on one hand. Less than that in fact, I can count them on my ears. Of which I do only have the usual amount.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I'm basically wearing a sack for work today and hoping the fact it has stripes on will trick people into thinking it's appropriate. The need for comfort was too great this morning.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

There's nothing like the 5.30 alarm on a cold, dark Monday morning for making me vow to remember to buy a lottery ticket this week.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to figure out this place seems like an excellent use of my time at 11pm when I have to be up to take the toddler swimming in the morning. I never learn 🤦🏻‍♀️

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment