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Just going to create this as the go-to post/thread for "what's going on" so I'm not making posts all over the place. Long story short: I had a tummy ache and now I'm in the hospital for a bit.

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Translation: everyone left of center need to do now what racist white people did after Obama won.

Strapped Together

They gave me a hospital bed that has a setting that makes the mattress shift slightly over time as a way to promote circulation and WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE THIS FEELS SO GOOD

Hospital coffee is...not awful.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

It is once again time for the attractive nurse lady to ask me if I farted today.

Hallelujah. Amen.

Just so I have an idea of what to expect, does anyone who is minus a gallbladder have recommendations for what foods to absolutely *avoid* for someone who is about to yeet their gravel bag?

I haven't been this happy to have Jell-O since I was 3.

just call me "Gravel Guts" from now on

Luigi Mangione is in prison for his own good. If he were freed, it would only be a matter of days (perhaps hours) before he turned into a dessicated mummy from having his dick sucked so much.

Leon S. Kennedy Shoots Down Chainsaw-Wielding Musk hard-drive.net/hd/leon-s-ke...

There's a complication. They can't take the gallbladder until it's fixed. So now here comes a new team of docs for a different procedure. The fun never stops.

I do not like MRIs.

Sometimes I think but then I forget

inspiration for @buttplug.io projects come from many sources

Now with BONUS panel! 👇 (see comments) #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics

The Sega Genesis Sonic games. There's been a reproduction of them on pretty much every platform since the PS2 era.

Well, at least I came prepared.

Imagine learning that there was a FFxMtG crossover from fucking Rosewatta.

GRIPPY SOCK MODE ENGAGE

Thanks for the well wishes. I'm still in a bit of a holding pattern. This is going to take A WHILE.

Weeeeeeeee gonna get cut open today.

Staying up late to watch the hot Australians rise.

me and who

When I get out of here, I want the BIGGEST GODDAMN "TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR" TROPHY THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.

Hospital time.

We realize this is all a plan to make it so that Hochul looks like a villain, right?