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I'm not really sure at the moment other than researching your grandpappy for answers. mancinowilliams at gmail
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nice talking point about how egg prices are going to come down in response to this new administration here. be a shame if a rapidly-mutating bird flu happened to it.

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When I die and go to the pearly gates this is what I want to see waiting for me.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

kinda makes u miss “thoughts and prayers”

submitted 25 days ago • 11 comments

The Life and Death of 9413, a Hollywood Extra, dir. Robert Florey & Slavko Vorkapich, United States 1928

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

love to see the president log on and post like “yo that’s crazy” about a plane crash

submitted 25 days ago • 57 comments

Comforting a friend whose team lost: There, there. Football is stupid

submitted 31 days ago • 60 comments

RFK Jr. is to RFK what Four Seasons Total Landscaping is to Four Seasons Hotel

submitted 103 days ago • 50 comments

When I die and go to the pearly gates this is what I want to see waiting for me.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

nice talking point about how egg prices are going to come down in response to this new administration here. be a shame if a rapidly-mutating bird flu happened to it.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

look, no matter what happens, just remember [sound of razor blades being ground up in a blender]

submitted 110 days ago • 11 comments

a play in three acts

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I know we're all aiming high with New Year resolutions, but maybe we should just try to keep the inside of the microwave clean first.

submitted 54 days ago • 17 comments

Kyiv Frescoes (Киевские Фрески), dir. Sergei Parajanov, USSR 1966

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Bye Bye Love (バイバイ、ラブ), dir. Isao Fujisawa, Japan 1974

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reframe your mental health struggles with your favorite war criminal

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

reframe your mental health struggles with your favorite war criminal

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

I didn't buy my cat his favorite wet food so now he's depressed and sitting at the table passing his paw back and forth over a candle flame.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain (新蜀山劍俠), dir. Tsui Hark, Hong Kong 1983

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

My oldest has an account focused on stills from his favorite films. Follow if you like nice things.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Being held for questioning sounds so nice

submitted 73 days ago • 72 comments

They should make a paintballing for sensitive boys, where we just gallivant through meadows gently daubing one another with watercolours.

submitted 46 days ago • 19 comments

I just acted out that scene from Risky Business where Tom Cruise eats an entire meatloaf and passes out cold. It was cut from the film.

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submitted 45 days ago • 13 comments

I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?

submitted 47 days ago • 22 comments

A lot of people hit middle age and all of a sudden become big loud advocates of soup. Bro, soup has been my favorite thing since I was fertilized. I came out about soup in pre-k. Some of us are born like this, we've known your 'new' green minestrone recipe since before you lost your vestigial tail.

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

It was the Pretty Bad of times, it was the Improbably Keeps Getting Worse of times

submitted 46 days ago • 3 comments

Look folks, we have our disagreements, and I obviously do not approve of everything he does, but Xen'daxor the Child Dismemberer and I share a deep love for this country that I believe transcends partisan politics

submitted 45 days ago • 11 comments

Results are in: a lot of people took the “never change” yearbook inscription way too seriously.

submitted 85 days ago • 3 comments

Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.

submitted 100 days ago • 6 comments

[all up in a guy's face after he shoulder bumps me] bro I will put your cast iron skillet in the dishwasher

submitted 46 days ago • 20 comments

Nice summer’s day you got there. It’d be a real shame if someone were to … compare thee to it

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

For those evacuating with pets in LA: Hilton’s Homewood Suites, Home2 Suites, Embassy Suites, Hilton Garden Inn, Hampton, Tru and Canopy brands are all 100% pet friendly. Even cats! And a lot of hotels are waiving pet fees atm. Good on u Hilton! Pun intended: that’s hot.

submitted 46 days ago • 78 comments

My last month has been a pretty big nightmare. Couldn't bring myself to cook so decided to go out for a nosh with the youngest. Life is good.

submitted 46 days ago • 13 comments

One person in my house has ADHD and another has OCD. Two tubes of tomato paste have been opened. Can you return the tube of tomato paste to its rightful owner?

submitted 48 days ago • 4 comments