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Has anyone addressed whether an “official act” which precludes criminal liability for a President includes presidential acts disobeying Supreme Court orders?

As someone who grew up in evangelical churches, let me sum up the mindset: “Yeah, ok, maybe he deported a citizen toddler undergoing cancer treatment, but hypothetically if there happened to be a trans kid in our school, they wouldn’t be able to join the swim team.”

NEW: SCOTUS orders that the gov't not remove any Venezuelan men (the class) to El Salvador. It was 7-2, with Justices Thomas and Alito in dissent.

BREAKING: SCOTUS orders the government not to remove from the country, for the time being, any of the individuals slated for possible deportation to El Salvador. The vote is apparently 7-2, with Justices Thomas and Alito in dissent

If I were a European country, I'd probably stop the registration and enforcement of patents for American companies.

Mike Johnson saying “There’s a constitutional path” to Trump’s third term through “amending the constitution” is so pathetic. EVERYTHING HAS A CONSTITUTIONAL PATH IF YOU AMEND THE CONSTITUTION. They can’t bring themselves to say, “No, it would violate American law.”

in fairness to the market no one could have guessed that a nearly 80 year-old ex-President with a messianic self-certainty and the hyperfixation of a toddler would enact a policy he spent each and every day of a two-year campaign promising to enact!

Has anyone said “thank you” to the Ukrainians for using their bodies to shield Europe from Russian expansion?

“Mom said you have to find a game that's three players”

said this before and i wasn't exaggerating: RFK has the exact personality type of the kind of person that, in a different sort of regime, oversees mass starvation.

"Resigning in protest" as a concept is really coming up against its greatest weakness "sweet jobs opening up for completely unethical shitheads."

I have decided to cancel my show at The Kennedy Center on May 11, 2025 and move it to The Anthem.

Seems bad. Oh well just put some sunshine and exercise on it. abcnews.go.com/Health/texas...

In the back with the stewardesses plotting to zip-tie the ringleader, duct tape him to a drink cart.

"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

This is fucking incredible.

With the game this lopsided and the Chiefs shut out you have to think Harrison Butker would’ve found more satisfaction and purpose and happiness if he’d just stayed home and raised his kids and done domestic chores

I firmly believe that the best response to the never-ending barrage of bullshit is pick one (ONE!) thing to go nuclear over. And hammer that 24-7 from all angles. Everything else, just mock him relentlessly for it then pivot back to the one thing.

Imagine Trump in the desert turning a big wheel like he’s Immortan Joe or some shit

Given that this isn’t true, but Trump believes it is, some Northern California mayor should install a giant valve wheel in the desert near one of these pipes and invite Trump to the funniest photo op of all time.

BREAKING, via The Seattle Times: Trump's executive order to restrict birthright citizenship is blocked for at least the next two weeks by a Reagan appointee in Seattle who eviscerated the Trump lawyers present defending the order. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

I’ve always wanted to invent a conspiracy theory, just for funsies: The drones are foreign and are here because we have a mutual agreement with a foreign hostile power to monitor each others’ ICBM launch sites. Some idiot American Sheriff will shoot one down ultimately leading to nuclear war.

If Biden was considering preemptive pardons for Cheney, Fauci, Schiff, why didn’t he just wait to lump Hunter into that group? That would have been at least halfway palatable. Instead, all of the legit pardons are an afterthought: “Let me take care of my child first, then I’ll look into the rest.”

elon getting prepared if he is attacked

Going to take my kids to get pre-Kennedy vaccinations. Just go ahead and load em up on anything they might need over the next four years.

Oh my fucking god he picked a random Fox News guy for secretary of defense we are so unbelievably fucked holy sweet merciful shit

“You know, I doubt there will be much scrutiny of my prosecution of Donald Trump…”

something very funny about the mentality that thinks a book is a good place to hide a gun because who would ever open a book

“Killed by fireworks” is the closest middle-aged dudes get to a Viking death. Valhalla is full of a bunch of Vikings and some dude named Keith with seven fingers and third degree burns.