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"new pope day" fucking rules for medieval joke enthusiasts as much as it does for sincere catholics

Oh, so it's suddenly very easy to refer to someone by their chosen name now? Almost like it's not hard to begin with.

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic

she gamma on my ray till i burst

Her inside access once again proves to be so uninvaluable.

"as a cold war kid, i'm happy that Ronald Reagan was in office" - Elissa Slotkin, the official Democratic response to Trump oh hell yeah baby that's the winning message!!! my god we are cooked

i love all my followers. and you all love me

going back in time to tell myself this image is going to end the human race

brunette time!!!

should i buy myself a new keyboard for my birthday or no

HA fuck you mahomes

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

fuck you kyleena all my homies love paraguard. also shoutout to my doctor who actually listened to me and gave me pain meds

a whole bunch of people are about to find out how much federal help they (and their jobs) get.

stop being french

i wrote this poem in college 2 years ago. you may have seen the video but here’s the typed version. i hope ya like it.

starting another skyrim run before even getting close to finishing your first one again, queen?

[audibly drained and on the verge of tears] Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm... it's fine. I'm fine

finally got off that god forsaken place. locked everything up and left only memories. it's such a cesspool

ok i need hourly shitpost on here now

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

how can we spin it so trump pardons luigi

not them booing the SEC lmaooo

get mad

I know it's gauche to quote yourself but it looks like it's "closing time" for tik tok

me this week and for the foreseeable future

really loving the tiktok end credits scene thats been going on all week

this came to me in a dream

you can try other play styles, but Skyrim will always bring you back to stealth archer. it's inevitable

how much am i gonna have to beg for us to get off early today

Today is the day

The amateur poster panics and rushes to clarify his original post when the replies begin misconstruing it. Whereas the veteran does nothing because he is already working on his next post. His enemies are forever arguing with the wind

my only new years resolution is to get funnier

dwemer? i hardly know her!

#bees

i regret to inform everyone that i am once again on my skyrim bullshit

i am the only one at my office right now out of three floors. how can I remote into my pc at home and play skyrim

who up raising their ya ya yas

hawk tuah radicalized me

kinda sad I didn't find out about jimmy carter via popcrave

Obsessed with this