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Blep.

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This frozen pizza has a giant cheese tumor.

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My son just pointed out to me there were no Temu ads this year. Wha happen?

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I've never seen a Super Bowl called with more than a minute and a half left. Damn. This was a beating.

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The Chiefs can have a few points, as a treat.

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Jiminy bollocks! Another fling-yoink-yay, but this time it doesn't count. That was a Hell of a run.

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Those were some good nachos. Meanwhile, the Chiefs are still playing more like the Deputies.

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All right! It's time for my annual Super Bowl nachos! Unfortunately I couldn't use buffalo this year because corporate decided to discontinue it at my local Costco.

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Where do you start? Buddy, I think the question tonight for them is WHEN do you start.

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ANOTHER fling-yoink! If the game keeps going this way the Eagles are going to stop the Chiefs from three-peating.

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Aww. Is floof-clop.

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Did Mahomes's own teammate just sack him? Seriously! He did!

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I like that Liquid Death has a flavor called Dead Billionaire.

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Whoopsie! There's not just a fling-yoink, but a fling-yoink-yay!

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I think, announcer, you mean "back-to-sack" or "sack-to-back." I mean, it's right there.

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Own the dream? How, pray tell, do people do that these days since the housing market lost its damned mind?

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O.K., that commercial creeped even me out.

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URK! URK! URK!

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Did that Cirkul commercial seriously mean they're going to just send those to random households that never asked for them? If so, I fear for the blood pressure of those subscribed to r/anticonsumption.

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I'm convinced that Chiefs coach is gradually turning into an actual walrus.

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And a boot-yay!

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… or not. That knee was definitely down. Oh, well. As long as the Eagles don't massively botch it we'll have the first score of the game shortly.

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And we have our first fling-yay!

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What's with the asterisk in the title of Thunderbolts*? Seriously. That's bothering me.

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Ooh, that guy must have beaten Top Man because he just used Top Spin after that catch.

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Er, sorry. I meant fling-yoink, not fling-steal.

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Ooh, a fling-oops. It's better than a fling-steal, I suppose.

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It sounded like they just referred to someone named Joo-Joo McJooster.

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Oh, man. Are we going to see them doing Borderlands-style visuals when they pop up any given player?

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Megatron is watching the game with us.

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That's an interesting piano. Seriously, I like that it's not just a flat color.

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Those are some green-ass shoes.

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Tonight is my first Super Bowl comedic (if you can call it that) live-skeet, having abandoned the other place. Expect significant idiocy.

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Blep.

This frozen pizza has a giant cheese tumor.

My son just pointed out to me there were no Temu ads this year. Wha happen?

I've never seen a Super Bowl called with more than a minute and a half left. Damn. This was a beating.

The Chiefs can have a few points, as a treat.

Jiminy bollocks! Another fling-yoink-yay, but this time it doesn't count. That was a Hell of a run.

Those were some good nachos. Meanwhile, the Chiefs are still playing more like the Deputies.

All right! It's time for my annual Super Bowl nachos! Unfortunately I couldn't use buffalo this year because corporate decided to discontinue it at my local Costco.

Where do you start? Buddy, I think the question tonight for them is WHEN do you start.

ANOTHER fling-yoink! If the game keeps going this way the Eagles are going to stop the Chiefs from three-peating.

Aww. Is floof-clop.

Did Mahomes's own teammate just sack him? Seriously! He did!

I like that Liquid Death has a flavor called Dead Billionaire.

Whoopsie! There's not just a fling-yoink, but a fling-yoink-yay!

I think, announcer, you mean "back-to-sack" or "sack-to-back." I mean, it's right there.

Own the dream? How, pray tell, do people do that these days since the housing market lost its damned mind?

O.K., that commercial creeped even me out.

URK! URK! URK!

Did that Cirkul commercial seriously mean they're going to just send those to random households that never asked for them? If so, I fear for the blood pressure of those subscribed to r/anticonsumption.

I'm convinced that Chiefs coach is gradually turning into an actual walrus.

And a boot-yay!

… or not. That knee was definitely down. Oh, well. As long as the Eagles don't massively botch it we'll have the first score of the game shortly.

And we have our first fling-yay!

What's with the asterisk in the title of Thunderbolts*? Seriously. That's bothering me.

Ooh, that guy must have beaten Top Man because he just used Top Spin after that catch.

Er, sorry. I meant fling-yoink, not fling-steal.

Ooh, a fling-oops. It's better than a fling-steal, I suppose.

It sounded like they just referred to someone named Joo-Joo McJooster.

Oh, man. Are we going to see them doing Borderlands-style visuals when they pop up any given player?

Megatron is watching the game with us.

That's an interesting piano. Seriously, I like that it's not just a flat color.

Those are some green-ass shoes.

Tonight is my first Super Bowl comedic (if you can call it that) live-skeet, having abandoned the other place. Expect significant idiocy.

The humor is obvious here, or at least would be if they hadn't pluralized with an apostrophe.

This cat, man, I tell you.

How does this cat manage to consistently look so majestic?

Baby, no. Do not bap the cat who's twice your size