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Cynical maniac extremely prone to sarcasm, pondering sci-fi, halfway accomplishing writing prompts, gaming on overwatch, lifting metals, & stuffing my face with stuff that took way longer to cook than what the recipe indicated🏳️‍⚧️Hail Satan🜏Be authentic⚧️
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We need more videos of civilian coverage BRO YOU GOTTA QUIT đź’€

submitted 66 days ago • 26 comments

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not just a disaster waiting to happen. You're an ongoing, overlapping series of disasters, with no discernable beginning or end.

submitted 174 days ago • 10 comments

Last night truly felt like as if I were sleeping like a Cheeto in a bag. Remaining intact, surroundings are dark, waiting for the day to be pursued with joy.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone remember the great Emu war of Australia? We can’t endorse the cultural erasure of the most successful birds of war to date. When AI turns against us, we know who to beg for help. www.thecollector.com/great-emu-war/

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I hope you find somebody to do that weird socially unacceptable thing together, that’s right, the prune juice ice cream party has more members than you’d care to know

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes dreams can be insightful or inspiring messages from beyond, a gift to decipher. This morning I snapped awake screaming “nOooo” as the dark vision of three eggs tumbling around the dryer, breaking open, violently spilling the contents of yolk as it swirled and hardened in tandem, faded away

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

LET’S GO LEGUME LOCO

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I still sing “girls just wanna have fun” with zero remorse

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

A confident “I decapitated your scarecrow by accident,” for some reason sounds way better than a bashful “I accidentally decapitated your scarecrow.”

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments