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trans women need to stop looking like they're 21 when they're 35. I'm tired of being embarrassed giving life lessons to someone who remembers 9/11 better than I do

submitted 449 days ago • 2 comments

"And you expect me to believe he visits every house in one night, Mulder?"

submitted 449 days ago • 2 comments

Nikki Haley is ur typical neocon ghoul, and i don't want this to be taken as some sort of endorsement of her or that, but it is funny how she'd win the general election in a historic landslide vs Joe Biden, but bc of how busted America is as an electoral democracy she will never get the chance.

submitted 449 days ago • 1 comment

the song of achilles asks the interesting question "what if Achilles weakness was not in fact his heel and was instead failson Greek twinks"

submitted 452 days ago • 0 comments

they should invent a Monday that I don't have to go to work on.

submitted 455 days ago • 1 comment

one of my favorite things about my job is that the first task is to lift an 80 pound instrument from a crate on to a bench, and I have never once had to do it, bc I look like a small girl and ppl will do it for me if I bat my eyelashes. 10/10

submitted 455 days ago • 0 comments

if u don't like polka dots don't even speak to me honestly I don't need that kind of negativity

submitted 456 days ago • 0 comments

nothing makes me feel like more of a human being than saying hi to my neighbors. say hi to your neighbors

submitted 457 days ago • 0 comments

buddy it's called a 'for you' page

submitted 458 days ago • 0 comments

had a meeting with the gays. we set the agenda. you're a girl now, sorry (or congrats)

submitted 458 days ago • 0 comments

Feel like shit just want him back

submitted 458 days ago • 15 comments

last night as I was walking around DC I was bitching about Christmas starting after Thanksgiving here in the US ( as someone who likes Christmas thats too early!!) & some man on the street must have overheard me, bc he stopped me to ask if it was the 1st that night, like we were in a christmas novel

submitted 458 days ago • 0 comments

shout out to the bartender who kept flirting with me while I was on a date TN. you made me look so good and u knew i wasn't the one deciding ur tip and u did it anyway. bless you 🫶

submitted 459 days ago • 0 comments

all id need is a rich older guy who calls me "kid" and has a big dick and id be normal

submitted 460 days ago • 0 comments

waiting by the door for a package. like a dog. this is inhumane. every residential address should have a package lockbox

submitted 462 days ago • 0 comments

freaking out big time 🙂

submitted 463 days ago • 1 comment

after i heal from FFS i'm hiring a gaggle of faggots to follow me around wailing "the cunt! the cunt!" like professional mourners of roman antiquity

submitted 464 days ago • 1 comment

ive shaved my whole body, done my eyebrows, toe nails, a chemical peel, skin care, washed my hair and i still feel like shit. can't girlboss my way out of depression this time i fear

submitted 463 days ago • 1 comment

the fact I can continue to do and do and do and there will never be an end to need or an end to the doubts that have haunted me my whole life is fine actually. i feel so normal about this. life is great.

submitted 464 days ago • 1 comment

the OG

submitted 464 days ago • 25 comments

I cooked 4lbs of meat how do I have no leftovers 😭

submitted 466 days ago • 0 comments

one of these years I'll get a photo of the Thanksgiving dinner I cooked before it's torn apart by ravenous trans women, but it's not this year

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I kinda look like a boy sometimes but, like…a really cute boy that would look super pretty dressed like a girl.

submitted 468 days ago • 2 comments

guys on grindr go crazy for head around thanksgiving. some guy just asked me to meet his parents this weekend

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

hrt that gives u doll joints

submitted 468 days ago • 1 comment

signal is so extra. "this picture of my boobs will self destruct after viewing" james bond ass app

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

Cancer: You are creative, intelligent, and wise beyond your years. It’s really a shame about what’s going to happen to you next Wednesday.

submitted 479 days ago • 3 comments

having a normal night watching true detective and browsing grindr

submitted 471 days ago • 0 comments

a butch in her 40s saying " see ya later Irish" as I left the bar fixed me honestly

submitted 471 days ago • 0 comments

These TikTok kids are morons. Osama bin Laden is one of the most evil people in history, responsible for the September 11 murders. To put it in figures you TikTok kids will understand, that was nearly 0.27 assaults on Gaza.

submitted 473 days ago • 1 comment