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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

submitted 1 day ago • 39 comments

I’m sorry I just keep looking at this picture and laughing their eyes are so big and shiny.

submitted 22 hours ago • 7 comments

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

submitted 23 hours ago • 444 comments

So my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim! Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!

submitted 2 days ago • 273 comments

Now more than ever, be like Guitar Wolf

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

H-O-T-T-O-M-0 You can misspell HOT TO GO

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

Leaves of (Ass, Gas, or) Grass

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Overheard: “William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of them dead.”

submitted 10 days ago • 20 comments

let’s all watch the video again

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

submitted 10 days ago • 173 comments

This is SO COOL

submitted 14 days ago • 24 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Today's mood: Fuck all your binaries! Lichen doesn't care. Be more lichen.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Happy #Easter

submitted 19 days ago • 696 comments

forgetting to bring your reusable grocery bags to the grocery is a pain but nowhere near as bad as forgetting to bring your reusable bone bags to the forest

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

How to opt out of airport facial recognition … to the tune of Solidarity Forever?

submitted 20 days ago • 98 comments

This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10

submitted 29 days ago • 946 comments

If someone else is happy, it’s okay If someone else is happy, it’s okay You don’t need to feelings dump, You don’t need to bring up Trump If someone else is happy, it’s okay

submitted 32 days ago • 15 comments

This #caturday, I'm bringing you an important musical interlude. [sound on] #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #piano

submitted 34 days ago • 165 comments

we need a totally revised constitution and I think we should call it the Consti2tion

submitted 35 days ago • 19 comments

fuck you make me

submitted 35 days ago • 45 comments

Was descending while diving today: realized a peacock mantis shrimp was directly beneath me, looking up at me with its swivel eyes what I can only describe as a look of crustacean fascination

submitted 38 days ago • 66 comments

With all that's going on, the last thing you need is the encyclopedia trying to fool you so we just hope you have a nice day.

submitted 38 days ago • 28 comments

Check out our new totally real editions that have nothing to do with April Fools’ Day.

submitted 38 days ago • 130 comments

A very special holiday message.

submitted 38 days ago • 9 comments

Ping! Welcome to a new era in tea. This is Yorkshire Tea Microbrew. No more waiting for the kettle to boil like an idiot - our patented microwave BrewpouchTM is pre-infused and piping hot in just 60 seconds. Available in Original, Gold and Caramelised Biscuit. Join the #Teavolution

submitted 38 days ago • 55 comments

I made this as a goof a few weeks ago, and thought I may as well release it into the world. Fare thee well, Lowly Yaldabaoth!

submitted 40 days ago • 12 comments

Absolutely obsessed with this late 19th century illustration of the Orion Nebula by Otto Boeddicker.

submitted 47 days ago • 63 comments

mm-hmm

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

jfk died?? 😦

submitted 51 days ago • 62 comments

My nibling was asked to do a self-assessment for their high school Marine Biology class

submitted 54 days ago • 8 comments

avoid

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

This cure for sickle cell anemia was made possible by NIH-funded research to turn the gene for fetal hemoglobin back on. It was done predominantly by NIH researchers, including intramural researchers on the NIH campus. irp.nih.gov/catalyst/33/...

submitted 55 days ago • 11 comments

This has only been possible through NIH funding. Funding biomedical science through the NIH has been one of the greatest accomplishments of the United States of America for America, and for the world. We are ALL better for the work that passionate scientists funded by the NIH have been able to do.

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

‘Rhythm’ has two h’s and no vowels. Just remember: Rhythm Helps Your Two Hips Move Rhythm is also a dancer and a soul’s companion.

submitted 57 days ago • 463 comments

Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂

submitted 65 days ago • 187 comments

i love the low-key pettiness of this. be the petty you wish to see in the world.

submitted 65 days ago • 9 comments

Wildlife tracking tips. Thank you Patrons! www.patreon.com/c/birdandmoon

submitted 65 days ago • 27 comments

Proud NerdMom moment: teen learned about the speed of light and stopped reading in order to quickly calculate how fast Sonic can run

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

Someone came out of the yarn room

submitted 75 days ago • 182 comments

trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything

submitted 77 days ago • 20 comments

Good morning, please have a nice bug. #invertebrates #BugADay #Bugsky *Rosy Maple Moth in the Pine Barrens

submitted 78 days ago • 7 comments

My words of affirmation.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

The other day my son randomly asked, "what if Christopher Robin took parts of all the animals and sewed them together and made the god of the 100 acre woods" and I have not been able to stop thinking about it.

submitted 82 days ago • 26 comments