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happy sunday if you celebrate that sort of thing

Can we please retire the phrase: “Say it louder for the people in the back” 😖

No more TikTok and I deleted my Facebook and instagram. I feel like I’m camping.

The “and justice for all” part of the pledge at school these days isn’t feeling too good

Why are we still here? This “living” is a mess

Some days I used to feel like taking myself out. But now I gotta stick around for 4 years to see how this movie ends.

happy sunday if you celebrate that sort of thing

I don't want someone to grow old with I want someone to stay young with

I don't want someone to grow old with I want someone to stay young with

My bad I did not mean to deliver your mail looking this damn fine today

How do new accounts get the search link?

Grown ass men that can't figure out how to shovel the snow is so 2025

Fucken LOVE the way Maine Governor Janet Mills stood up to that little bitch. More of that please

trump voters losing their jobs and healthcare to trumps cuts is peak merica

Since Canada won last night maybe America should just become Canada's 11th province

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I still choose to believe in the inherent kindness of an individual human

"You wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it." At this point, I wouldn't.

Do all the alpha males bowing down before trump get the irony

Since Canada won last night maybe America should just become Canada's 11th province

Fred walks in to find Barney plowing Wilma from behind, her head thrown back in ecstasy. Barney looks at Fred and smiles. “Who’s the Grand Poobah now, bitch?”

I don't know who needs to hear this, blinkers are your friend

Slipped on the ice this morning without falling I'm like a human cartoon

A little dab did me

I'm a charming jerk it's my thing

The thrill of when someone is showing you photos on their phone and you’re wondering if they’re gonna misjudge and swipe one too far

Got into an argument with a coworker and I think she’s waiting outside to beat my ass. Normally I wouldn’t care but this chick is so tough she rolls her own tampons.

Must be a mailman thing but even if it's 10 degrees out I always need a window open when I'm driving

If you're reading this skeet we just shared a moment haha

Finally cut the tie at Twitter and I feel better already. I was starting to feel disingenuous and that defeats my purpose on social media.

SpaceX has $22 billion in government contracts nothing shady here, folks