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manticorn.bsky.social
🪣🦀🚫No bucket crabs🚫🦀🪣 Nonmed trans man, born 1996. Artist, musician. Furry. Shizoaffective. Too autistic, scaring the hoes. Aspiring KY defense attorney. Graphic Design B.A. Btw ily
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Oh my GOD NO vehicle should be loud enough that it makes me feel like I'm gonna puke what the fuck

Crikey! Check out the boobers on that one! @fionamaray.bsky.social

I'm rarely actually given the right of way as a pedestrian by cars I've gotten so scared of them. Cars make me flinch so much I hate it. My heart doesn't need this stress response. God damnit, America.

The way that smartphone keyboards by default will constantly suggest emojis, stickers and gifs as you type will always be an accessibility issue for me. It's VERY distracting and can completely derail my thoughts easily.

This is my eyeline when I'm standing up and then I have to sit down on my bike around these fucking things. Sorry about your badass truck or whatever but these should be illegal

HAHAHAHA WTF youtu.be/ECGFUF5zE_Q

I swear there's a lot more Latin, Spanish language music playing in retail stores than there used to be and it can't be just me

A conservative says "I would throw every ecosystem in the world into chaos on proportionally very little provocation" and expects us to blink

Huh. The Minecraft McDonald's toys were made in Indonesia and not China.

That liberal who engages in masturbatory pontification about "the left" while we're all under the thumb of fascism

Now that I think of it, it truly is remarkable that, through punching sideways, stereotypical liberals have found a way to be smug even when LOSING.

The bipartisan belief that America would be a better place if *other people* worked in a factory. www.ft.com/content/8459...

youtube.com/shorts/bUpwM...

I just remember that reddit mod post for a nerdy subreddit about banning Nazism and fascism that was like, "we're baffled we have to say this because we thought it was settled almost 100 years ago" and I think about it a lot

This sentence is being written for the first time ever in dozens of places on the internets right now: Flavor Flav is currently on stage with Yo Gabba Gabba at Coachella. That is all.

Last night for dinner I had bean burritos in a barbecue-mustard dipping sauce and a beer. So fucking good.

Huh. I wonder why 4chan wasn't blocked on the school computers at my high school.

As long as I'm talking about creatures and animals I connect with, damn, I feel the Lynels in Breath of the Wild in my fuckin soul. Had them as my phone background for a while. So me. They're a lot like the Steef from Oddworld I also adored as a kid.

So far I simply feel like if a human was a human therian. I know many fun facts about humans.

The comments on this are slaying me. Now this is what I look at comments for. youtube.com/shorts/fdU3G...

I'm not a therian of any kind, I'm fine and dandy with being an ape, but I have to admit that it seems so fun and satisfying to buck with hooves.

I paid off a couple loans and it's given me a sense of progress that I didn't have before. My life's been feeling like a hamster wheel.