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manticorn.bsky.social
🤡 Champion joke ruiner 🤡 🪣🦀🚫No crabs allowed🚫🦀🪣 Nonmed trans man, 28 y/o. Artist, musician. Furry for fun. Shizoaffective. Too autistic, scaring the hoes. Aspiring KY defense attorney. Graphic Design B.A. Btw ily
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We are arms dealers to terrorists.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1095 comments

My coworker had cracked the duster handle and I reinforced it a bit. Now I've come to find it's now snapped clean off in a totally different place. How on God's green Earth did she manage that one? Girl were u leaning your entire weight on it? Why??

submitted 45 minutes ago • 0 comments

People weren't considering the consequences on trans people for them sitting out this last election, and now they're saying the attacks on us are a distraction. Almost like they just really don't want to think about us at all.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

> bought and installed new SSD because my bootup took too damn long > Login is faster. Bootup is still slow as Hell. > Fuck this. I'm installing Linux. > "You need to disable Rapid Storage Technology (RST)" :I

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Fuck. Pokémon Black and White region Unova is based on the urban United States. Unova. UNited states OV AmericA. Fuck

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Weird. I got a USB drive from the uni library to take book scans home on and the librarian on staff told me I didn't have to bring it back? But I just found out it has 8GB of space?? That's A LOT of space that was just meant for JPGs and PDFs. Hell, I just used it as an installation drive. Thanks?

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I bet a candied orange carrot would slap

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm really into cheap alternative transportation technology, and YouTube has just made me aware of ultralight airplanes. You can build your own flying machine for <$1,000 and fly somewhere without a pilot's license. Holy shit that's terrifying

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

I guess my mom really doesn't like punk rock. When I get a ride from her she always changes the radio station when I'm vibing to it. Can't wait to have my own car even if it is a glorified golf cart. Then I can listen to "I am an anarchist" all I want.

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submitted 15 hours ago • 23 comments

The powdery snow is very fun to kick around

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Every Friday we get a news story that’s like Trump Administration declares a return to meritocracy, fires African American scientist with 30 years experience overseeing germ disease laboratory with Trent “Jizzman” Spunkmyer

submitted 15 hours ago • 10 comments

I have an X Large head and a large pelvis and a small chest when I'm below average height. And slightly large hands and feet. so basically I have exaggerated features like a cartoon character from the 2000's

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

I cannot believe my pants are in 36-38" width and that this is considered large. It's pure muscle very little fat. My pelvis is huge.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

I CANNOT stop thinking about how "The pregnant man" Thomas Beatie made tabloid headlines and was a cultural sensation back in TWO THOUSAND EIGHT and then we all forgot about it. Only NOW do we turn this into a moral panic, because conservatives lost the fight against gay marriage and that's it.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

And on and on.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

WOW!

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

It's pretty cool that Eater put together resources for restaurants about how to handle ICE raids

submitted 22 hours ago • 38 comments

I gotchu fam

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

The government trying to regulate porn is so funny to me. I could draw more whenever I want.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

In hindsight perhaps it should've been obvious that a place too awkward to take the wife and kids, but too awkward to take the bros because they might get hard, was a concept with a limited shelf life.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Federal workers launch a new site to share inside information about DOGE

submitted 21 hours ago • 61 comments

A lot of people smugly bragging about Canada lately, as if a lot of this isn't Jordan Peterson's fault

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Cheez-Its are NASTY bro

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm offered via email 40% off men's X Large clothing. Lmao. Give me as steep a discount as you want, I'm not getting any taller to clear out your stock.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

lmao awesome. I was cleaning up my emails when I finally saw that a product I bought quite a while ago was recalled. Well I ended up throwing it away anyway. It stopped working when it got water in it when I was cleaning it. Which makes it a garbage kitchen appliance. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2024...

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

There is a Minecraft mod in development this year that is psychological horror with an ARG. It's called Broken Script. I'm surprised I never considered it being an ideal game for psychological horror, but now that I have, I'm very interested.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments