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manukagorgiosa.bsky.social
Mom, nurse, friend, wannabe poet, nap taker, Dr Pepper addict. Human marshmallow. Be nice to me or I’ll probably cry.
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Hey, it’s my face.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Hey, it’s my face.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, quick reminder- I don’t fuck with fat shaming. I see that shit and you’re out.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Are they really that hot or am I just ovulating? A question for the ages…

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

No more minimalism or moderation. I am now an all-in maximalist.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all, I finally did it- I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Anyway, what’s up with you?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

What radicalized me? Literally Sesame Street.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Isla-girl says hi.

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Screaming into the void is all well and good until the void screams back.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

I’m just a really tall fat girl standing in front of clothing manufacturers asking them to please, for the love of long legs, make jumpsuits and overalls to fit me.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

If I ever end up no longer married to my husband I think my next marriage will be lavender.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Headache cruising toward a migraine- anyone want to rub my temples for me?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

What better way to spend Valentine’s Day than watching sweaty men in ice skates beat each other up?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Will you be my valentine?

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

A lil forehead kiss and a cheese plate would go a long way right now.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I think having a beautiful woman or a dude with a mustache call me a good girl would fix at least 57% of what’s wrong with me.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Biology is freaking weird. Twins DON’T run in my family. I’m the oldest of 4 kids. All of my siblings have (or will have) a set of twins. Sister has fraternal (boy/girl) twins. Brother has identical twin girls. I found out tonight that my other brother and his wife are expecting fraternal twins.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Just once I want the half time show to be some sort of trained bird performance so I can say, “ that was a superb owl halftime show.”

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Just had a patient tell me that I don’t look a day over 25. He’s a damn liar but it still felt good to hear.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This Friday is Mondaying really hard.

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

There’s an adorable new MA at work named Fernando and every time I talk to him I want to break out in the ABBA song. I am officially an old.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

*gasp* I’m fat? Why didn’t anyone ever tell me? I never would’ve known!

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Just got my boobs squeezed on the loading dock. The people doing it had a van so I’m assuming they were professionals. (In all seriousness, get your healthcare screenings. Even if it means visiting a mobile mammogram clinic)

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

I have never been nonchalant. I am very chalant. I am the chalantest.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I love my gray hair but I miss getting my hair colored.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Weird fact about me: I hate surprises but LOVE mystery boxes or grab bags.

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments

I will talk about nice things and I'd love to hear about yours. 1 like = 1 thing I love (Stole this and I encourage you to steal this too)

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Blanket fort time! What snacks are you bringing?

submitted 46 days ago • 4 comments

You want to know what’s sexy? Effort. Paying attention. Taking the initiative. The bar is literally on the ground.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Unpopular opinion time: The male loneliness epidemic is not the fault of women nor their responsibility to fix. Do the work, men. Stop blaming women.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I really only want 3 things in this life: - to be adored - to not be perceived - cheese

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Hey, everyone go wish my birthday twin bestie a happy birthday! Love you, bb!

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

Of course I have an aesthetic. It’s called bridgetrollcore.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Some friends and I wanted to spread some holiday cheeks… I mean cheer. Happy New Rear, one and all.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment