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Searching sex clubs on google maps

So fucked up.

NPC stands for non porkable character

Telling a young mom that her baby is an NPC

Learning about who raped me

When my boyfriend sticks his penis inside me that is so romantic

Do you guys remember when lana asked if she could keep singing romantic songs about dancing for money for fun wirhout being crucified and then everyone got really mad at her

Watching my boyfriend put ketchup on his breakfast sandwich and gushing with love. He makes the ketchup seem so romantic

I have attachment issues but I’m still a romantic. Also I truly don’t love my mother

I am such a Romantic u guys . I am listening 2 the most romantic Britney Spears songs rn

Drinking a huge glass of icewater

I think being a prostitute is romantic

i think bpd is romantic, it is a disorder of passion

Guys lets do the veggie dance

Like this tweet if the ruler of my 7th house of marriage is conjunct my venus in the 11th house of rich husbands

Eat pray love crazy rich asians crossover

(Making smalltalk with my coworker christine) my seesta you have to do whats best for you and your kids

(Making smalltalk) Yoooooo this chicken parm penis is mad bigg

One chicken parm penis plesse

Lots of astrology videos on michelle tracktenburg abt to be filmed today

Guys i mean this. If you treat me rough you are a low intelligence individual.

Guys i simplys calls it likes i sees it

im excited to have kids so i can teach them vandalism

Zoinks bruh

His fetish for approval is so primal

Vandalism is so funny

Telling my coworkers my favorite thing about them is how they have no loyalty towards eachother and all have pretty shallow surface level psychological issues which seem really easy to exploit

Pinata type game but its darts and you’re trying to throw them into a raw chicken breast tied to the ceiling

Guys im 26 and a half so im mature

Guys this somg is so you

Wow guys… the sandman visited my eyes for the first time in years

Its so funny when dogs wake u up in the night cuz they have to shart really bad. Theyre like .. my seesta.. i have to shart and you are my only hope…..