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Lover of the game. Dad. Football nut. Pod botherer. Other stuff. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 🎙 #SWFC
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Owls 🦉1 - 2 🐈‍⬛ Sunderland 🦋 That’s respect 🇯🇵 Ryo impressive 😲 Caught out for the opener 🎚️ Dialled up the pressure 🧢 Hats off the Sunderland #SWFC

Debut tonight for the new hat against sunderland (h). Previous #SWFC hasn’t seen a win in 13 months. Last new hat (unbranded) has seen four consecutive losses when worn. Gotta try summat.

That Mackem Matchday 🆚 Sunderland Last time @ S6: 🦉0-3 ❌ (2023) Memorable match: 4-2 (2001) Ekoku and Morrison traded goals with Philips and Laslandes in this league cup tie against the Premiership side, decided by a stunning extra time goal from Michele Di Piedi! #SWFC

Was contemplating getting the work shorts back out then realised where we are.

OTD - A decade ago! I was working down in Guildford and made the hop across to the game at Millwall. How time flies! #SWFC

Danny Röhl looking like he’s about to drop drop his Ibiza remix set for 2025! #SWFC

Yarp! Happy #HotFuzz day to all who celebrate her!

What a destination 👌🏻

Love this weather - fools spring. Hoodie and shorts time. Would be tempted to say it’s day drinking session weather.

Can’t listen to U2’s seminal hit Beautiful Day without experiencing the traumatic flashbacks #SWFC

At the beginning of the season most would’ve taken a mid table finish. But how Röhl has started making a silk purse from a hodge podge team has raised expectations. Just lack quality to go further and compete further up. Time for change at the very top #SWFC

That’s tough to take.

Our centre halves are a league one defender and a 19 year old Burnley released in the summer. Levels. #SWFC

So many chances early on it was almost inevitable. #SWFC

My missus never changes.

Went to a small house party last night. Woke up with a woman in her 40’s! That’s a new one even for me!

#Eastenders turning 40 the same weekend as the missus…

I vividly remember around 6 years ago my daughter walking into the kitchen and remarking “What’s this noise?” at Champagne Supernova. Just caught her downstairs baking singing along to Live Forever. Life comes at you fast

Bliss

Owls 🦉1-2 🐘 Coventry City 🥶 Perishing 👏 Behind on the 15th 🚨 Fluent second half attack 🚫 Penalty shouts denied 🚮 Thrown away at the end #SWFC

Sky blue blurb 🆚 Coventry City Last time @ S6: 🦉1-1 🟨 (2024) Memorable match: 5-1 (2003) A rare high point in a miserable season was this demolition of the sky blues. The goals came from Reddy, Kuqi (2), McLaren and Bradbury. #SWFC

We’re the most ‘shoulda-wouda-coulda’ team in the league! #SWFC

Yes @yougov.co.uk just another normal weekend for me

We’re officially living in the future!

The most accurate meme of our times.

Just had to google why can I taste my eye drops. I am 39 years old and only just learnt my tear ducts are connected to my nose. There is no hope.

Just learnt that I am the same school year of Scarlett Johansson. And that is where the similarity ends.

A full day today refreshing my emergency first aid ⛑️💪🏻

Remembering Sven on what would have been his 77th birthday #FuckCancer open.spotify.com/episode/2ngF...

Beetlejuice 2 was very enjoyable 👌🏻

Owls 🦉1 - 1 🎩 Luton Town 🟨 A few yellow cards in protest 👨🏻‍🌾 Pitch like a ploughed field ⚡️ Luton strike ⛑️ Smith from the spot 🧗 Hatters hanging on second half #SWFC

February…

For those with kids of a certain age or the mental age of a Maplo the Sonic 3 movie is pretty enjoyable the best of the three movies 👌🏻

The Luton lookup 🆚 Luton Town Last time @ S6: 🦉0-1 ❌ (2020) Memorable match: 3-2 (1992) On an icy pitch David Hirst scores from a cross by Paul Warhurst to open the scoring. Luton turn the tie around before goals from Williams and Harkes win this First Division Clash. #SWFC

My dog always waits till I’m the right level of comfy to decide he wants letting out

Things that can get in the bin 2025: 1 - Watching TV with the subtitles on when