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(She/her) LBC. Trans. Bad sneakers and a pina colada. Stomping on the Avenue etc.
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YES HA HA HA YES

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

I think every trans person gets to save one transphobe from the woke reeducation camps and mine is Slavoj Zizek

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Queening out with these ICONS tonight 💋

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Sentencing the son of god to death takes incredible core strength. They made a whole work out around doing it

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The feminine urge to buy a boy an ugly gold chain

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Gravity's Rainbow (Thomas Pynchon, 1973)

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

Men will say they could never like a musical and then show you a blink 182 song and say “he wrote this about looking for aliens with his childhood telescope, and it’s most meaningful thing in the world to me”

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

How’s your Friday going?

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Coming out as a Grateful Dead fan at 34. It’s never too late

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

pep boys cinematic universe

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Danke schoen was the first recorded twink anthem

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I love James Ellroy and Raymond Chandler because their hard nose detectives can handle everything thrown at them and have full psychological breakdowns from like jazz music or walking into a lesbian bar

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

2 noblesse 2 oblige

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I really want to write an article about how unfocused consumer boycotts like this are the ultimate internalization of neoliberal politics, how it's this naive view that your individual consumer preferences are somehow transformed into progressive activism

submitted 80 days ago • 36 comments

Anne Rice had one of the most beautiful brains in American history

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

the BBL is the Holy Roman Empire of plastic surgeries, in that its not actually a "lift" in the sense of a facelift, its not specific or restricted to altering the butt, and it wasn't invented in brazil. so, basically, what the fuck

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

Going to Disneys California adventure for the Den of Thieves themed “Torrance Land”

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats see Pompey coming and are like “These men with swords ain’t never heard me quote laws”

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

The fun thing is that with how much other shit has been going on, about twelve total, cumulative seconds of cisgender American life will be spent worrying about trans children. They’re gonna try and kill kids - kids much braver than the majority of adults - and no one cares, it’s business as usual.

submitted 91 days ago • 8 comments

I’d like be exactly this cool please

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

The movie Sideways (2004) but it’s lesbians staring Ilana Glazer and Aubrey Plaza

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

We should have known tech was done when no amount of money or time could make a decent dairy-substitute coffee creamer

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

In Nosferatu Willem Dafoe is that gay guy that’s a little too excited for you to do something skanky

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Nosferatu? More like that “nose go feral on you?”

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

If Joan Didion was born in the 90s she would be City Skylines streamer. She has detailed essays on water management systems, zoning and transportation policy

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Joan of Arc was the hawk-tuah of her time

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments