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(She/her) LBC. Trans. Bad sneakers and a pina colada. Stomping on the Avenue etc.
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pep boys cinematic universe

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Danke schoen was the first recorded twink anthem

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I love James Ellroy and Raymond Chandler because their hard nose detectives can handle everything thrown at them and have full psychological breakdowns from like jazz music or walking into a lesbian bar

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2 noblesse 2 oblige

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I really want to write an article about how unfocused consumer boycotts like this are the ultimate internalization of neoliberal politics, how it's this naive view that your individual consumer preferences are somehow transformed into progressive activism

submitted 23 days ago • 37 comments

Anne Rice had one of the most beautiful brains in American history

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the BBL is the Holy Roman Empire of plastic surgeries, in that its not actually a "lift" in the sense of a facelift, its not specific or restricted to altering the butt, and it wasn't invented in brazil. so, basically, what the fuck

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

Going to Disneys California adventure for the Den of Thieves themed “Torrance Land”

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Democrats see Pompey coming and are like “These men with swords ain’t never heard me quote laws”

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The fun thing is that with how much other shit has been going on, about twelve total, cumulative seconds of cisgender American life will be spent worrying about trans children. They’re gonna try and kill kids - kids much braver than the majority of adults - and no one cares, it’s business as usual.

submitted 34 days ago • 8 comments

I’d like be exactly this cool please

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The movie Sideways (2004) but it’s lesbians staring Ilana Glazer and Aubrey Plaza

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We should have known tech was done when no amount of money or time could make a decent dairy-substitute coffee creamer

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In Nosferatu Willem Dafoe is that gay guy that’s a little too excited for you to do something skanky

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Nosferatu? More like that “nose go feral on you?”

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

If Joan Didion was born in the 90s she would be City Skylines streamer. She has detailed essays on water management systems, zoning and transportation policy

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Joan of Arc was the hawk-tuah of her time

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Gotta be honest this Frodo guy is a replacement level ring bearer. A system quarterback so to speak

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t plan to learn jack shit from social media, because books exist. This platform is for posting “the Grinch is Scots-Irish coded”

submitted 70 days ago • 6 comments

There’s nothing you can post or not post that will effect politics. There’s no exactly right take that will save us or lead to our doom. You have to find people and do things irl. Haven’t we learned this already??

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

my Roman Empire is the Byzantine Empire, which, as any 19th century classicist would tell you, is just the Roman Empire for girls

submitted 70 days ago • 6 comments

Explaining college football bowls and playoff to people that only watch the NFL

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The Holdovers not being added to any Christmas movie lists should of been a sign that Trump was gunna win. We (America) are not serious people

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I love coming across a random tag yourself opportunity in a book

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Hmmm. They’re all orange and are happy songs about being sad

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Millennials would be too busy trying to find avocado toast instead of singing about how much they love each other during the battle of the bulge

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Bring back 1940s masculinity where the hardest most bad ass thing you could do was to put on a gay little show to cheer up your army friends

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Hawk Tuah coin starting the global economic meltdown. Xi Jinping looking at the US led financial world order and saying “spit on that thing”

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