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marawilson.bsky.social
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The Canadian ones are way better

They suck so bad

I learned the hard way, after a childhood trip to the 99 Cent store, that peanut M&Ms can and do go bad.

To be fair, you are Canadian, and everybody knows Canadian Runts are so much better. You get fruit shapes, and texture, and not smooth, weird little blobs.

Where else will I get a small handful of stale runts that taste vaguely like the smell of motor oil?

My sister may have created the next great personality analysis tool: “Would Or Would You Not Eat the O’Reilly’s Auto Parts Candy?”

At least 12 universities now have hiring freezes and nearly 30 have cut PhD admissions this year If you hear of other places you can add them to this google doc:

DMing my crush: I frew up

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

Anyway, here's Sugar the cat contemplating the impermanence of life and the very nature of existence, as one does

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

its not GREAT but it is very FUNNY that the richest man in the world is trying to big time federal employees. like, okay, get ready to receive 25,000 emails that say "I delivered the mail"

Measles are contagious. Measles cause 1 in 4 people to be hospitalized. Measles can be deadly especially in children. Measles can cause blindness & deafness. Measles can cause brain damage yrs later. Measles can cause "immune amnesia". Measles are preventable with MMR vaccine. #medsky #IDsky 🛟 😷🧪

I just know the Vatican PR team is sweating the possibility of the pope dying while Conclave is still being talked about

Having a crappy day but someone told me “You have eyes like Eva Green” so it just got better

As I said before, the eighth amendment to the US constitution doesn't seem to apply to us trans people.

The pain came after the house was destroyed in the war and now we are tired. The source of work home and life is gone. Now my heart is torn for my children. He is sick. We need 1000 euros to buy some stones and iron to build a room My children are freezing from the cold Plz donate gofund.me/a5658683

We are exposed to a rainy depression, storms and winds. After the house was destroyed after the war, the tent was destroyed and my children are now homeless. For the sake of my young children, to protect them from the cold, the goal is 500 euros to buy the tent.and some food🥹🥹 gofund.me/a5658683

i love that they put a bullet proof vest on mangione as if a) he's under any danger at all and b) it wouldn't make him look like 300% hotter

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

Dude, watch me own the libs with this hand gesture! They’re gonna FLIP just because it means I endorse the extermination of millions!

Going landlord mode at work (fixing every problem by painting over it, not responding to emails for two weeks, raising my wages by $600 with no warning)

been struggling with the idea that all of human history, all of the destruction, the suffering, the brutality, the razing, the pillaging, the salting of the beautiful fields of this planet has all led up to this. guys burning down everything built over that ruin just so they can do a coy nazi salute

here is friday's free comic on my patreon! you can get comics every day of the week for $3 a month. if 0.5% of my followers became new members it would change a lot for me ✌️ patreon.com/merrittk

fixing the app with one weird trick

is that good

If you still have friends/family who think this administration will help them, talk to them about money....

Stop mocking disabled ppl, trans ppl, queer ppl, ppl of different races or religions to mock fascists. You are not helping.

And now my spoken-word rendition of the theme song from Fraggle Rock…

In a small trial, nearly half of pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine had no signs of relapse after three years. Dr. Vinod Balachandran from @mskcancercenter.bsky.social joins us to discuss the results and what they could mean for cancer treatment.

If you need reliable health information, we got you. updates are regular.

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