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All hail Emperor Stoogius!

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

HAM radio is short for Harlan Aloysius Maximus Radio IV.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Search engine only for looking up actresses called Oogle.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

It's important that a regulation moustache was present for this war crime.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Can't Cuomo just go run a gas station? Why is it imperative that he get back into public leadership?

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

2025 truly marks the ascendency of the dipshit

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Periodically I forget that this is a Ford Falcon, and have to look it up again and again. I usually have a good memory for nuisance trivia, but not this for some reason.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I may not have a job but I saw some baby ducks today. They didn't have jobs either and let me drink out of their paper bag.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The more times I watch Civil War, the more I think it is probably as good as Full Metal Jacket.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I got this new mecha model because I've always liked big robots, but it just occurred to me how ridiculous it is that a big robot would have a big rifle with a big red dot on it. Like, does the robot hold the rifle up to its shoulder and look through the red dot with its big robot eye?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

America's got talent. youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU?...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I realize it is a complex bit of rhetoric, but my position is that it is bad to have a government run by unaccountable goons.

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Does NY have an official state militia? I feel like that's the kind of thing as an able bodied adult who watched a lot of Jon Stewart and then watched a lot of John Oliver I should probably be joining right about now before warlords from Ohio and southern Pennsylvania show up.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Syracuse, a city nationally famous for its rickety water system, is presently obsessed with replacing all of the granite curbstones, instead of replacing the crumbling water mains and lead service lines.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

For no particular reason, I am reminded now of how a different former governor jack-started the rabid anti-competency movement in American politics as a VP candidate several years before Trump even entered politics.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"Liberating" a city from its elected leadership seems like a little outside the scope of her office.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Generalissimo Mierda Dorada will be receiving a folded flag on the reviewing stand, delivered by a paratrooper in what could be the stupidest opportunity for a duty injury in Army history.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Gonna be rough when all the dudes with the big We the People decals realize what that's actually about and have to burn their trucks.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

People lined up at this Golden Carl ten minutes before it opens for lunch like it's a Black Friday Best Buy with a $50 doorbuster Wii.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Not that it's the main thing, but that big dumb parade is not even voluntary for many of the participants. These are not all active duty soldiers who would have been on the job anyway. Many are National Guard members from neighboring states.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

AI could never come up with this. (content warning: lots and lots of the n-word in a colloquial context, nightmare fever dream images that will stay with you a long time) youtu.be/5ZT3gTu4Sjw?...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Wooah-oh! Living on a swear!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

hunch puppies

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Cheers to vodka. You can put ice and any flavored seltzer in it and presto! you've got White Claw that doesn't have sugar or the unpleasant aftertaste of malt liquor.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment