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I bet people who read Homer won't be as mad about Christopher Nolan's Odyssey as the people who read Ready Player One were about the movie.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Getting a DQ ice cream cake with Spiderman that says "I'm finna sling some web on u" for V-day

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Take all of that steel the US wants to tariff and build Energy East. Twin track the entire CN and CP main lines while we're at it.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

For the other people who search DadBoner on here once a week powermoves.bsky.social has an account we need to give an audience.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Like Narcan we're bustin the slump

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

The only person who can stop this is FedSmoker.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine how much better the world would be right now if United 93 hit a PayPal board meeting instead of that field.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I made this casserole to own the libs, it has nothing to do with me running out of tater tots while assembling it.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Can't do it for less than six states with 12 total senators, 48 total congressmen, and CAD being converted at par.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Getting in an altercation at Subway because the couple in front of me ordered a pizza sub with lettuce and a toasted cold cut combo. It has cold in the name. Hope you enjoy your piss warm cut.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Craig MacTavish's carbon monoxide analogy is certainly one of the sports analyses of all time.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Is Luigi a made man now?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Mall food court scented candle

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Cultural Exchange: Pillsbury Pizza Pops, product of Canada, are sold in the US as Totino's Pizza Stuffers. Totino's Pizza Rolls, product of USA, are sold in Canada as Pillsbury Pizza Bites.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Are they making new Funko Pops, or are all the ones on the shelves the original ones nobody bought?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone seen MC Paul Barman and Adam Friedland in the same room?

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments