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ICE atrocities getting more atrocious: they’re just breaking into citizens’ houses and taking their money now. www.wonkette.com/p/ice-just-s...

Tariff update, in which Karoline Leavitt just now realizes that they make things more expensive! www.wonkette.com/p/tariff-mel...

Would Trump lock up a Supreme Court justice? He’s not saying no! www.wonkette.com/p/would-trum...

"now son do you know why i pulled you over tonight?" "no officer, what seems to be the trouble?" "well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"

The administration has deported another US citizen child with cancer, with no due process. www.wonkette.com/p/guess-trum...

Nice time! Watch CBS’s Scott Pelley read his network bosses for filth. www.wonkette.com/p/watch-scot...

Your move, John Roberts

We've now reached the "arresting judges" phase of our descent into authoritarianism. www.wonkette.com/p/guess-trum...

Happy Monday! It’s Wonkette’s tabs of news and things to read and watch! www.wonkette.com/p/do-not-dis...

Shrieking meltdowns! A dedicated insecure line! Calling the troops fatties! It’s your Pete Hegseth update. www.wonkette.com/p/screamin-p...

Last week, WaPo reported that 17 of 18 intelligence agencies said that Tren de Aragua had no substantive tie to Venezuela. This effectively says one of two claims on which Trump based his Alien Enemies Act invocation is false. Now, Tulsi says down is up.

Just read the admiral’s commands. Just do that real quick. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...

Trump Hardball With China Just Trump Getting Kicked Hard In The Balls By China www.wonkette.com/p/trump-hard... By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

Ten new Holy Executive Orders dropped! Goodbye colleges, hello kindergarteners learning AI-something. www.wonkette.com/p/hear-ye-he...

Do traders have Stockholm Syndrome? Rally today appears based on WSJ report that we might have "only" 50-65% tariff on Chinese goods. That's still a huge effing tariff - roughly triple the average effective tariff rate on China last year. US companies still don't have margins to absorb this

Trump Toys With Maybe Pausing Wrecking The Economy, As A Treat www.wonkette.com/p/trump-toys... By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

Harvard is suing the administration over billions in frozen funds, but the damage has already begun. www.wonkette.com/p/harvard-v-...

Gun registry? No. Autism registry? Yes? Fuck ALL the way off.

He’s relishing the begging for exemptions from CEOs with tears in their eyes.

From now on, no matter what job she holds, I’m calling Kristi Noem the “Secretary of Handbag Security”

Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen. She has been on a govt salary for years. Something aint right

The kids: 😐😬🫤

Another day, more Pete Hegseth scandal! Why does SecDef Boozehole feel such a need to share military secrets with people who have no need to know whatsoever? www.wonkette.com/p/pete-hegse...

The Supreme Court stood up to Trump and put a pause on illegal deportations early Saturday morning, and Sam Alito is MAD MAD. www.wonkette.com/p/stop-the-p...

Happy Monday! It’s Wonkette tabs of things to read and watch! www.wonkette.com/p/the-constr...

Entirely predictable: a law parading itself as championing free speech on campus has become a means to censor and threaten academic freedom

So were the IRS tax exempt status threat, funding freeze & the foreign student business sent by mistake as well? Forgive me if I call BS

I am old enough to remember when a movie character said "PAPERS PLEASE" it was a universally understood signifier of an evil regime

“Extorted by a delinquent”👇

About that “domestic supply of infants”: Women who can’t get abortions are essentially being coerced to go to Utah to sell their babies. Next stop, Gilead @jessicavalenti.bsky.social www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...

BREAKING: Judge orders return of Tufts student Rumyesa Ozturk from Louisiana to Vermont, sets bail hearing next month. Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

Pull yourselves up by your little bootstraps, toddlers, because it sounds like Head Start is going away. www.wonkette.com/p/sorry-they...

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

It’s this headline that made me feel like this gif right here

As DOJ argues that federal courts have no authority to order "any particular acts of diplomacy," I want to remind everyone that SCOTUS let Matthew Kacsmaryk seize control of Biden's border policy for 10 months and micromanage diplomatic negotiations with Mexican officials. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Just Trump's Pick For US Attorney For DC Making 150 Appearances On Russian State TV www.wonkette.com/p/just-trump... By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

Kristi Noem is demanding Harvard not research human trafficking prevention, mass shooting prevention, or study far-right violence, and monitor the speech of their foreign students. www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

Marco Rubio says that Americans living in Europe shouldn't ever have to face any ramifications for their political speech online. The chutzpah is jaw-dropping, as he is PERSONALLY trying to deport legal immigrants for their political speech in the United States.

I just watched the Rachel @maddow.msnbc.com Interview with Daniel Berulis and I have never seen anything so compelling, brave & terrifying in my life. I'm afraid for this man, but so blown away by his courage. Rachel lays out the story so clearly. We have traitors in the government.