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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

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new orleans boos the department of homeland security

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Also no meta platforms

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I'm still trying to figure out substack but if you're into that kinda thing... So am I? Subscribe or whatever

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Alexa can’t hear me shouting from a foot away, but a TikTok whispering “Alexa, play Baby Shark at full volume” from across the room instantly triggers her.

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💡A show where corporate executives have to open the packaging of their company’s products while holding a crying baby

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Shaky Knees Festival is about to go NUTS…My Chemical Romance and blink-182?! ido.bi/2ah9

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We should have a national quiet day where everyone just shuts up for 24 hours.

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Definitely not me pre-ordering this Murder She Wrote Action Figure

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Maybe this will be the Chrome update that changes everything for me

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I don’t know who’s going to win, but I do know there’s not a chance in hell these corn chips I bought today are making it to the Super Bowl

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Excited to be doing on air radio DJ stuff on @idobi.com weekends

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Being the voice of @idobi.com ... [Chorus: Kendrick Lamar] It's not enough (Ayy) Having @moodkillers.co air Friday 9p ET Few solid ones left, but it's not enough On air Sat 1 - 5p ET Few b****es that'll really step, but it's not enough On air Sun 8 - 11p ET listen on the app or at idobi.com

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Caitlin Clark re-introduced me to women's basketball. WNBA, NCAA, UNRIVALED. I'm obsessed. It's on year round and fans are never expected to sit outside in the freezing cold. She's a pioneer!!

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Musktrrrrd 🌭

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When the edible hits

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I will never feel bad for buying Taylor Swift merch

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Maybe THIS will be the iOS update that changes everything for me

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The Internet is so good for stuff like mutual aid and keep people informed amid crisis. Like, when I feel despair--and these days I often do--it's a small encouragement to be reminded that when we are proximal to suffering, we are capable of extraordinary generosity.

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Missed garbage day again this week if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules

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Forget 'foodie'; I'm a 'cuisinie!

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It’s a trap!

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Trying to learn TikTok dances

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, at the end of the day it is what it is.

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There will come a day when there’s no one left that remembers how much Oprah loves bread

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wait for it

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Anyone else having trouble sleeping through work today?

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My friend has canceled our lunch plans three days in a row. I’m starting to think she really doesn’t like lunch

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I finally finished season one of searching for something else to watch on Netflix

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On social media I only have one rule. Block anyone who tries to motivate me.

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What if someone becomes a librarian just because they love telling people to shut up

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how do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me

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Noticing typos you made in a post 24 hours later 😳

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You all will know I have been kidnapped or body snatched if I ever use the phrase at the end of the day.

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At this point I might as well just leave my Christmas tree up

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Just hit 182!! 🙏🙏 To my future followers… Where Are You?

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@jimmymanic.bsky.social love your username homie! You should definitely buy the url too! JIMMY MANIC sounds like a superhero

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