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I’ve listened to enough @yourkickstartersucks.com now to start recognizing the royalty free music all of the founder and CEOs of the products use on their hype videos in other, non-kickstarter advertisements. I don’t like what this says about my life.

In reality the fascism is not funny but this is an Arrested Development bit

"Amazon deliveries." This is Jason Calacanis, a venture capitalist & prominent Musk toady. And he does not know a big percentage of Amazon deliveries are made by the USPS. I will never get over how stupid the people at the top of US society are.

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

In California at Disneyland and have two observations so far. 1) Teslas are absolutely everywhere out here and their drivers are objectively the worst. 2) JNCOs are back?

The Southern Baptist Convention trying to gain favor by featuring a wacky “clean” comedian whose primary influence was Carrot Top.

How could Ange Postecoglou do this?

They should create a new playoff every year so Ohio State can continue the tradition of winning The New Playoff GO BUCKS

Getting real sick of this shit. #coys

After a brief hiatus it appears Dr. Tottenham has resumed his practice 🤦🏻‍♂️

I want Marcus Freeman to read me a bed time story

No Sarr. No Maddison. Bentancur out after 15 min. 20yo GK in first start. 1 CB. 18yo MF at CB. 18yo MF scores winner and almost forces one of the best GK ever into giving up another. Djedemption holds off most in form player in the world. One thing we don’t lack is storylines.

COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS

Name me a better time to take out an in window air conditioning unit than the night of a blizzard. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

ALF Indigestion products

Bots posting pictures of bots for bots to comment on is such a cool future

Says the guy wanting to change the entire playoff process after one year

Congrats to the B1G for getting 3 teams into the final four! (Notre Dame is absolutely a B1G team)

“The Irish sideline” is surely a slur

U0 points on the scoreboard

Shouts out to all my fellow 40 somethings currently drinking a cup of coffee to hopefully make it to midnight!

My sister-in-law is going on a lunch date today and all I can think of is an extremely Australian “Enjoy your lunch mate”

Cinnamon Roll flavor is only good in actual cinnamon rolls

So two NFL games today between playoff teams and both had lopsided results. Why would the selection committee do this when Bama was available.

Before any hysteria: Liverpool are the best team in England & Europe this season. Liverpool rested players mid-week. Meanwhile we are running on empty, made zero changes from mid-week. They simply are better & fresher than us. Asking for people to be sacked isn't going to change that.

COYS

*Should* Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot? --holiday clickbait

Neither is like 75% of March Madness. Everyone remembers the 3-6 buzzer beaters/upsets, but completely forgets the other 25 games that aren't entertaining.

"Alabama would've won" can't be silenced by Ohio State splattering one of several teams that beat Actual Alabama, because Hypothetical Alabama always would've won

When Ohio State looks good, it's just so *natural*. It's surprising when they're stopped. Tennessee has to work *so hard* for first downs.

The Buckeyes should wear these Murder Jerseys forever

These southern boys ain't know what hit em

Live Look at Rhett Lashley

Live Look at Rhett Lashley

The spaceship noises on Step Into Christmas are GOATed

thought the pig was levitating. Hover Pig

GO FOR TEN

Jinxes aren’t real but boy oh boy are we gonna test that tonight