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marcuswoodard.bsky.social
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Ever wonder what it would be like if a bunch of cooks and servers got LPN's? Wonder no more! Roll up your sleeve and come on down to BioLife Plasma Services. BioLife Plasma Services: You're broke. How much professionalism do you think you're entitled to pal?

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I will support Trump getting re-elected if he promises immediate jail for prolonged listening to YouTube in public without headphones.

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I want to love something as much as Swifties love Taylor Swift and hate something as much as Kendrick Lamar hates Drake.

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Can’t wait for the Kidz Bop version of “Not Like Us”

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i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

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I’m like if two people had a baby

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If I ask you how to spell your son's name, which is Jameson and say "Like the whiskey?", and you get indignant, you're wrong, now go take him to his hockey game you rich, secret white trash.

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Just so everyone knows, I was an Episcopalian *decades* before it was cool.

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Mr. President, @dicknixon.bsky.social , can you confirm the Catholic/Episcopalian binary here?

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I have taken the very position for a long time that a candy bar can call itself elite IF it's better frozen.

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Ok. Quick question. Where is President-Elect Trump on immediately prosecuting on the person or persons who first spread the idea that olives are a valid pizza topping?

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Anyone else besides me and Pepperidge Farm remember when IMDB didn't look like ass and was easy to read?

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Gaetz rolls out his character witnesses.

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Wait. Really? Who saw this coming?

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I will stand with the striking workers and not go to Starbucks in these major cities. In fact, Fuck It! I will go to no Starbucks until this is resolved!

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Food nerds. Get crackin'!

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There's also nothing that prevents the Speaker of the House being Lena Dunham. Go crazy with an external hire here.

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@carlrottman.bsky.social

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Even the mighty Wendy's lost its way, like Oreos and Cheerios.

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"Person of the Year...is an annual issue of the American news magazine and website Time featuring a person, group, idea, or object that "for better or for worse ... has done the most to influence the events of the year". This isn't necessarily an honor. Everyone chill.

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I've never eaten a mcrib. I might eat a mcrib.

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This place is giving LinkedIn energy...this is not a good thing.

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Oh it starts out as mediocre TikTok mac and cheese. And then a criminal offense. @montynice.bsky.social This may be worse than ranch and pizza.

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Fuck my former Senator. Everyone talks about dumb Senators. Kevin Cramer is by far dumber. thehill.com/policy/defen...

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Chuck E. Cheese has blue raspberry churros. That can fuck all the way off.

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