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marcwarnest.bsky.social
I lost the underscore. Music, baseball, bikes, and urbanism. I’ve always loved hats, dogs, and cats. They are called SkyFarts. From the land of Prince.
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Tell the Pohlads that I’ll buy the Twins for a cool Tree-Fiddy.

There should never be follow through with an arm through to the head on a hit like that. That is NOT a clean hit. #MNWild

I mean, you've had close to half a century to get used to rap.

I find it hilarious that food and nutrition companies are managing to convince Americans, of all people, that they need MORE protein in their diet.

A throwback to New Orleans with @marcwarnest.bsky.social in 2022, enjoying beignets at Cafe Beignet in the French Quarter before seeing the Preservation Hall Jazz Band.

A reminder that Amy Klobuchar co-chaired this farcical event in 2010 and is not a friend to the faithless.

Why the fuck are the DNC just having meetings now about a strategy? These idiots gave you a roadmap and you failed to read it.

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Imagine being Drake right now.

I guess I picked the right year to watch the Grammys again.

The way they forever come to Janelle Monae for her magic, and ain't never gave her ONE statue. I. need. to. understand.

Well even if Trump kills us we got to see Janelle do that.

Acquired tickets for Nine Inch Nails with the homies @whorticulturist.bsky.social @notsnowden.bsky.social @marcwarnest.bsky.social & @lady612.bsky.social - because what better way to ring in our downward spiral than seeing some songs from it performed live?

Reminder of an ant-hill I will die on. “Aesthetic” is not an adjective.

With certain chain grocers owned by conglomerates doing rollbacks of DEI initiatives, now is as good a time as any to remind you of the many international grocers we have in the Twin Cities that I keyed up for @racketmn.bsky.social: racketmn.com/guide-intern...

I’m tired of radio and streaming trying to get me to give a shit about Cloud Cult.

Twin Cities folks and other urban dwellers. We absolutely need to discuss removing freeways from our cities. It’s literally killing us. youtu.be/ohoEW7qggII?...

If you're a nervous Nelly like me, practice this in the mirror: "Do you have a warrant? Am I free to go or am I being detained?" Practice it a lot. Do not comply even if your compliance is just playing dumb. They will dredge up a picture of you at The Thing and you'll be in a pickle.

I’m seeing a lot of posts suggesting lying to law enforcement or denying knowledge. Don’t do this. Don’t talk to them. At. All.

Dear Upper Midwest, it’s super fucking cold. Make a hot toddy. Add two dashes of Angostura bitters. Thank me later.

I feel dumber after reading this. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tra...

If any Democratic politicians are reading this, I’m begging you to understand that a Nazi salute in your direction is not a reach across aisle.

If you love baseball, you loved Rickey Henderson. A fond farewell to one of the greatest to ever approach the diamond. His impact will never be forgotten

Dear promoters and headlining acts: Please quit putting awesome acts with smaller draws on first in your lineups. That slot is for the mediocre band with the decent draw where one or more of the members are kids of famous local musicians.

Make rock noisy again.

I think we need to retire “goated.”

Top-titty 2x4. Love it.

Wisconsin has got to be regretting not naming Jim Leonhard their head coach a couple years ago.

New Orleans out here innovating in bread shapes. Say hello to the challigator.

Seeing a couple of Pride flags on a fence while @thecurrent893.bsky.social plays Ani DiFranco made me smile on our drive up to Anoka for Thanksgiving.

Apparently you can “game the system” by using a brand’s official app. Words no longer mean things.

Putting it out into the universe. Kendrick’s next Twin Cities show should be at Huntington Bank Stadium.

Julia Child’s omelet recipe is perfection. Everything else calling itself an omelet is a goddamned joke.

Just got my yearly flu and covid shots. Have you? Hoping to continue avoiding the worst of the cold season again whilst being a fairly social person.

So many people who have been elected to office have never been punched in the face and it shows.

the former-Marla's building at 38th and Bloomington is about to be condemned. for anyone keeping track at home, the building is owned by Dan Coleman, who has received about $750k in loans from the city of Minneapolis and local non profits to help spur improvements in GFS and the surrounding area.

It only takes one poorly designed road or street to strip people of their freedom to choose how they move, forcing them back into a car just to feel safe.

What’s your esoteric take that you absolutely won’t let go of? Mine: Ceiling mounted speakers in bars and restaurants have cheapened public music listening to an irredeemable low. Speakers should always be wall mounted.

back in the usenet / message board / mailing list days, you would get the digital shit beat out of you if you joined a forum & didn't spend a few days just reading/lurking to get a feel of the place. also the edict of "see if someone has already given the response you are about to give" was A+