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marcymakesgames.bsky.social
Very gender, dirty talks computers, game dev wastoid 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) Working with my besties over at @grgdevs.bsky.social 🥚
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Me: Trying to learn Unity's in app purchasing plugin and libraries. My brain: "Ohhhhh, lay that pistol down, babe. Lay that pistol down. Pistol packing mama, lay that pistol down.

I am SO glad Bara Bada Bastu took Melo, but my god Greczula should have been tied as well, I am in LOVE.

Gonna be insane when the penny goes away and in six months we find out Elon's pulling an Office Space and taking those fractions of a nickel on every contract or paycheck the government pays.

Someone asked "Are you ready for a win?" in Marvel Rivals and I said "I wanna see Thor and Hulk like mommies and daddies do" and that was pretty much the beginning of the end for our team.

Can't sleep. I feel like I'm responsible for the owl's death.

I'm pumped! Just got bluesky, time to post my fave bad kids here too ✨ #dimension20 #dimension20fanart #adineabernant #fantasyhigh

The PTCGP expert solo battles are so silly. Turn 2 Misty into Articuno EX with 5 water energy makes me wanna jump off a bridge.

I'm struggling, absolutely frothing, trying to stop myself from getting back into the Pokemon TCG. 😭 If I find even one local player, I'm gonna bust my bank account.

The novelty of telling people you go on business trips really wears off quickly when a child open mouth coughs over the seat at you.

Gen Z men's vote swinging to the right because they're tired of being demonized is the smoothest brain move I've heard of in a long time. Yeah, that'll show them how much of a good guy you are.

The amount of bad that a flu feels is directly proportional to the amount of snacks and cuddles you have. It's just facts

Damn, they're hella progressive at my laser clinic. They gotta catgirl waste receptacle and everything

Absolute score at the Gothenburg Retro expo thing. I cannot wait to do a total binge of the classics again.

It's absolutely insane how strict Danes are about checking tickets on their trains, like people want to be here or something. 🤣

Man, how the fuck do you navigate Denmark by train? It feels like everyone's just fine with chaos, unexplained transfers, and people actively stealing seats

I absolutely love the Autumn weather. The clothes, the weather, the early sunsets, give me now pls

Was recently tossed about by a girl stronger than me and it was a startling realization that nothing else could compare

Every single day since transitioning is better than the last. Just if you were considering it for yourself.

As an American transfem vet, do I thank my top at pride for their service?

Is telling someone their makeup is cute not flirting? 😭 How the fuck do you flirt???

The trouble with being a pansexual is that everyone is so fucking hot

You are a person. *I* am a person. We are not the same.

A new ick I discovered is if their meme taste is bad and I'm not kidding, sadly.

Tearing up the shoebox next to my cat so she thinks we share interests is kinda my ideal Saturday evening

Thinking about all those summers as a kid that I spent drinking microplastics straight from the water gun and how someday, some gen beta kid is post a TikTok of me buying Pokemon cards or whatever and say I have the "microplastics smile" or some shit and get 100million views

Desperate for current anime waifu tax filing simulator. It's an indignity that I have to go through a corporation that is just going to harvest my data. I will be committing tax fraud until this is fixed.

Chick-fil-A is launching a streaming platform and I cannot wait to see the nightmare mashup of veggie tales and skibidi toilet that is inevitably coming.

Saw a video about Laika and cried and held my cat for an hour, so the new hormone regimen is going great.

So I have this portable AC unit that needs to be filled with water to cool you down. Can I like put vape fluid in there yes or no?

The struggle itself towards the throuple is enough to fill the tranny's heart. One must imagine she enjoys swiping right.

Imagine being such a good friend they make a sign for you.

As someone who dates couples, if you put the unicorn icon in your dating profile because You like Chappell Roan, you're making life really difficult for me right now 🦄

I'm sowwy 😞

The 'do it for her' Simpsons meme, but it's me looking at screenshots of my Viera Dancer in FF14 at work.

I'm not looking for someone who travels the world, kayaks with underprivileged dogs, or plays in a band, Tinder. I'm looking for a fucking loser, an absolute failure of a woman/man who plays videogames in their underwear on a Tuesday morning, an absolute burnout who barely drinks water

Why is it whenever you get hit up for unicorn duty, one of them is insanely beautiful and the other gives you amber alert vibes? Is this like a rule or something?

This is the future liberals want. We need to talk about what Godot is subconsciously telling our programmers.

No bigger red flags than thousands of hours in dota 2 and CS on a steam account.

If you're the type of person to get on a crowded bus and leave a handbag in the seat next to you so no one sits there, you're an asshole straight up

they really shoulda sent alec baldwin in there