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marfius.bsky.social
Just a Syndicalist who sneezes slightly more often than the average person
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LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk theonion.com/lebron-james...

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Every Movement In Man’s Burrito-Eating Technique Informed By Past Burrito Tragedies theonion.com/every-moveme...

submitted 69 days ago • 38 comments

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

submitted 69 days ago • 31 comments

Mommy ASMR is actually peak comedy

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Ah the coveted human trafficking rapist pedophile endorsement

submitted 71 days ago • 101 comments

you can only turn male lawyers into guacamole

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

😁

submitted 70 days ago • 102 comments

REAL patriots fuck spaghetti

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta make sure I'm using proper manners before making my sex joke lmao

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Your greatest op, free of charge

submitted 71 days ago • 12 comments

‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President theonion.com/the-onion-of...

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Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year theonion.com/horrified-ta...

submitted 73 days ago • 88 comments

What if instead of the kool-aid man he was the cool-aids man and instead of smashing your wall he smashed you and gave you aids

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Also the view to like ratio is embarrassing

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Goodnight

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Happy 84th birthday to Anthony Fauci

submitted 74 days ago • 1506 comments

Many such cases!

submitted 75 days ago • 42 comments

It's one of those Xmas miracles we keep hearing about

submitted 74 days ago • 6 comments

If we don't feed the poor, then why do we act surprised when they want to eat the rich.

submitted 74 days ago • 11 comments

dog died. sad about it.

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Thinking of vtubing just to get free porn of my character.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers?

submitted 79 days ago • 27 comments

Rich investors don't care that Elon Musk is going full Henry Ford at this point. If anything his endorsement of white supremacist movements at home and abroad has been good for business

submitted 79 days ago • 10 comments

*trans people get gender affirming care in prison* "This is taxpayer funded chemical castration and should be illegal!" When it's the bad guys:

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Holy Shit, Daniel Day-Lewis Is In This theonion.com/breaking-hol...

submitted 79 days ago • 19 comments

UnitedHealthcare assassination if it took place during the Paleolithic Era

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments

A fool and his money are easily spat on

submitted 79 days ago • 15 comments

Bro ain't this you?

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Elected theonion.com/new-trump-ad...

submitted 78 days ago • 49 comments

Political Profile: Pete Hegseth theonion.com/political-pr...

submitted 79 days ago • 84 comments

We did it reddit

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James Gunn went woke

submitted 80 days ago • 9 comments

RIP Kurt Cobain you would've loved the UnitedHealthcare shooting

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.

submitted 80 days ago • 2667 comments

Good morning

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments

God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside theonion.com/god-locks-he...

submitted 82 days ago • 108 comments

Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems theonion.com/somebody-sho...

submitted 91 days ago • 110 comments

Good morning btw

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

For God Syria and BashAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Defend the elites by getting the powerless to fight each other instead of them

submitted 92 days ago • 57 comments

Literally any American company selling your data: "Awwww you're sweet!" The same thing but in any other country: "Hello??? Human resources???"

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Im gonna get banned for posting porn. But I don't care.

submitted 92 days ago • 5 comments