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Learning to use the big boy potty :) Please don’t be mad at me
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

submitted 20 days ago • 201 comments

Do not fucking do this, do not open your phone for the police, you will be giving them the right to look at everything on your phone.

submitted 31 days ago • 79 comments

NYPD suspects that the killer of United Healthcare's CEO has fled the city, but they are not giving up. 24 hours a day, in precincts all over the city, officers whose heads are the exact size and shape of a Boars Head boiled ham showing each other stuff on their phones and injecting steroids.

submitted 79 days ago • 58 comments

this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional

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Marcellus Williams is set to be executed in three hours. Please use this link to communicate with Governor Parson's office in an attempt to reverse the ruling and prevent an innocent man from being put to death. innocenceproject.org/petitions/ca...

submitted 152 days ago • 3 comments

Thirty five year old me, materializing in front of myself in 1997: They're going to have Magic The Gathering Hot Pockets in 2023! Nine year old me: Quiet your foolishness. Stand they still the Towers Twin? How fare they?

submitted 563 days ago • 10 comments