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mariahjoneswroteit.bsky.social
✨Lover of language/literature ✨ Recovering coffee addict If it’s dark + strange, I want to read it. If it’s lusty + soulful, I want to hear it. If it’s a bomb recipe, I’ma try it Taurus • Aries • Capricorn 📍 Seattle, WA
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This presidency feels like a toxic custody hearing for the residents of the USA where the deadbeat daddy won and is posting about how he takes care of his kids but doesn’t know our shoe size 😭

So, a robot made my coffee.

Drakes new freestyle

Home made Mongolian Beef type of night. Will def be circling back. 🍴

Baby Face, Juicy Jay, Kanye West,Don Toliver, Timbaland, J-Dilla, Dr. Dre

You can’t be mean AND have ass mouth breath. get therapy or orajel Idc which.

I’m bored but I’m not catch up on Greys Anatomy bored

And why the butter sneaking off the toast like that

Home made Chilaquiles + 🍃 Seattle Soda

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDD

Idk why but state patrol officers with that cowboy hat annoy me. If you’re not gonna lasso my ticket take it off.

Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

If you coming here from from TikTok please log on and sit tf down …. We not dancing

If it’s one thing I’m not gon do, It’s a potluck at work. These people will have cream cheese sittin out in the break room all day then take it home to use it some more.

I think I can write now. #Seattle #blacksky #writer

So Tyler the Creator is basically Frank Ocean off his meds. I ain’t mad at it.

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

I’m just gon set this mild sauce here.

sneaking around this app to see who all here before I start playing too much.