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mariasayshi.bsky.social
📍LA✈️NY🚊BOS🏡 🐉💛🥡Silly 3rd Gen ABC w/ ADHD 🧠💨 🍱Noms🧥Fits 💥Anime Fan 👩🏻‍💻 Commercial VO Agent @ eristalentagency 🍽️Former Talent Acquisition @ STARR Restaurants IG/Threads @maria.says.hi
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Vagueness is so ugly and boring just make a decision.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Meow

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Should I move to SF to fall in love with a nice, lanky, Asian nerd, who is obsessed with me?

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I’m so tired. Like the kind of tired where you can’t sleep tired. Idk what it’s called. Just so tired 🫩🫩🫩

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

You're seeing America kamikaze itself into a brick wall. It didn't have to be this way. But greed and racism, our two sins, will be our downfall. Too many people still with their hands in the sand.

submitted 27 days ago • 664 comments

I can’t make this private so moving back to IG & Threads. Sorry bluesky babes 🙋🏻‍♀️❤️

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My targeted ads have changed drastically since my bday last month 🥲🥲🥲

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Has Bluesky popped off yet? Are we hip with the kids/ skippity toileting?

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Weekends in LA

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Making plans as an adult

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t sleep just want vanilla soft serve with choco sprinkles

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Can i make this private yet? tf

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I always know when mercury is in gatorade bc crunchyroll app stops working on my tv 🥲🥲🥲

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I drop my phone on my face way too often to consider having children

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

I try to be a better person everyday even though sometimes life dares me to be a little bit worse

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Lemme get tackled by the kind of love that brings me a homemade breakfast sandwich upon me waking up

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

At HMart pre-marinated bulgogi and pork belly were less expensive than my eggs?!?!? 👀

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Ordering 3 salads with dressing on the side bc I don’t wanna meal prep 😅

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Crispy Ikea Bags >>>>>

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Weekend. Completing my transformation into asian auntie-hood. 🙋🏻‍♀️➡️👵🏼

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Political apathy is the driest behavior a man can have. Oh, you don’t care about how your vote affects the people around you? I already know your elbows are dry and you’ll age poorly

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Fell asleep at 9pm, wokeup at 3am, ate some leftover bacon, and went back to bed

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Solid bday!

submitted 101 days ago • 3 comments

Today is International Women’s Day and my birthday! My bday wish is for everyone to be cool to women between now and FOREVERRR!!!!

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

Yooooooooooooo

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Can i watch The Substance by myself or do I need a horror film buddy?

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Nick Offerman as the Oscars accouncer was an immaculate choice.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Did we just wiggle? #LA

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I am very good at online dating pls see proof below:

submitted 108 days ago • 2 comments

Some ppl look really cool posting their fit checks but not me. I zipped myself right into my jacket.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Idk if I want a husband but I definitely want to bond with a mother-in-law

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

What if the love of my life doesn’t know who Depeche Mode is?

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Erewhon is the balenciaga of grocery stores

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

“I’m really busy tonight.” [she said as she watched Dragonball Daima while cutting up a pineapple]

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Remember for tomorrow’s economic blackout NO FOOD DELIVERY APPS. Go to the local spots in your neighborhood in person.

submitted 111 days ago • 15 comments