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Apple Platforms Developer in the PNW. Follow for AppKit, UIKit, & SwiftUI projects/apps. 🌐 https://marioaguzman.github.io 🐘 @[email protected]
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A pre-Apple acquisition TestFlight food truck handing out breakfast burritos at WWDC 2013.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I was laughing my ass off watching a TikTok video on my couch and I look over to see her looking at me like:

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Importing CDs… what year is it!? #erikavision #eurovision #erikavikman

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaaaaall the way from Helsinki, #Finland 🇫🇮 to Oregon, USA 🇺🇸 My #Finnish Imports are here!!! 💿 I got #Erikavision by Erika Vikman and #PeoplesChampion by Käärijä delivered today!!! 🎉 #eurovision

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I gotta come clean, me joining the @sketch.com team was all part of a LONG CON, just so that I could ship a dynamic app icon — muhahaha, FOOLS!

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

I think I liked too many Eurovision Justyna Steczkowska videos on TikTok because I’m now only being served Polish 🇵🇱 videos — from food, to family drama, to their upcoming elections… 😳 and I do not understand a single bit of it. But why do they always sound like they’re hella mad?! 😭

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Every night. Right as I climb to bed and get comfy to watch an X-Files or two, she has to lay on me for a good 10-15 minutes… this entire unit of a cat. A whole ass 13 lbs. I guess I should enjoy cuddles with my baby but she suffocates me at the same time. 🥲

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Congratulations to #Austria!!! #Eurovision

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Austria wins the Eurovision Song Contest, topping Israel in a glitzy final that did not feature the surprise Céline Dion appearance fans hoped for.

submitted 17 days ago • 11 comments

Spent too much time on this

submitted 17 days ago • 212 comments

Voting for non-European countries opened and I sent all my 20 votes to #ErikaVikman’s #ICHKOMME for #Eurovision 2025!!! 🎉🎤🍾 Win or lose, I can at least do my part in hopes that she wins. With much love to our Finnish Queen from the USA 🇺🇸 #ESC #Finland

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Ryan Kiera Armstrong has staked the role of the new slayer in town in the upcoming “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” revival.

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

Keep denying climate change. See what happens in a few years…

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I’d gladly drink his milkshake 😛 Too bad I’m lactose intolerant 🤣 #Eurovision

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Would have been hilarious if instead of ending with “Be serious.” with “BFRFR” 😆🤣

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.

submitted 20 days ago • 1489 comments

I’m so glad she made it otherwise that woulda been a waste of 5€ 😅

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I voted only for Justyna Steczkowska 🇵🇱 because I REALLY want to see her compete at the Grand Finale. I’m not worried about the other contestants not making it. #Eurovision #ESC #Poland

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

My girl Justyna Steczkowska ABSOLUTELY killed it just now with her Semi Final performance of #Gaja!!! #Eurovision #ESC #Poland

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Now that #Eurovision has started, sharing my updated Top 10 one more time! 🤩

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I forgot you have to pay to vote in #Eurovision 😅🥲 Non-participating countries can vote now for the first semi-final. 🇵🇱 🇺🇦 🇸🇪 🇸🇲

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Happy Eurovision Week!!!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I may be just a tad little bit too excited for #Eurovision 2025 next week!!! 🎤🤩💃🕺I put up flags from some of my favorite current and past entries. #ESC #ESC2025

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Why is Fox Mulder dressed like Steve Jobs #XFiles

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Hice tacos de carnitas y guacamole y la Miss Kitty quiere. 🤭

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Today I learned that Marcelo Hernandez from SNL is 5’6” which is my height too. And Tom Holland is 5’7” — which I honestly thought he’d be at least 5’9”, 5’10” tbh. I guess I’m not super self conscious of being 5’6” myself anymore. 🤭

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I completed all 🇫🇮 Finnish lessons on Duolingo and wrote everything down.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I’m having too much fun recreating Mac OS X #Aqua controls using native #AppKit frameworks. 😄 Aqua was so, so elegant and gorgeous.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Can't wait to see Polish superstar Justyna Steczkowska perform "Gaja" at @eurovision.tv 2025 in Basel!!!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Jeeeesus Christ. Who knew Chris Carter was catering to the gays back in ‘94/95 with Fox Mulder always in underwear in The X-Files??? 🥵🥵🥵 🤣

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I’m obsessed with this rendition of Shanghain Valot. Like, who are these glorious divas?! 🤩 youtu.be/2l0jXb-w8tI?...

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

New Proxygen version is now available. Almost every part of the app has been updated. Perhaps the biggest thing is that it is now available as a direct download at https://freshbits.fi/apps/proxygen/. #swiftlang #iosdev #appkit

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Salaiset Kansiot 👽🛸🇺🇸💚

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

My only two siblings forgot my birthday last week. 😐

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

😂 Well, today right before I was going to start my Finnish studies, I learned the Finnish 🇫🇮 word “tissi.” 😆 And yes, I’m hella immature. So, would the plural form be “tissit”? 🤣

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

I got my Global #CloseYourRings Day pin from my local Apple Store!

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.

submitted 40 days ago • 1619 comments

All 37 songs of Basel 2025, together at last 🥹 eurovision.tv/story/eurovi...

submitted 69 days ago • 12 comments

They call her GAJA. We call her Justyna Steczkowska 😎 🇵🇱 Learn more about the multi-monikered artist and listen to her song for Eurovision here: eurovision.tv/story/call-h...

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Here comes Finland! 🇫🇮 Learn more about Erika Vikman and listen to ICH KOMME right here: eurovision.tv/story/she-is...

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

We’re less than a month away from #Eurovision2025!!! I’m so stoked! I’ve updated my Top 10! @eurovision.tv #eurovision #esc #ichkomme #finland #erikavikman

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I've been told that my h _ _ _ _ ness for Mulder is showing and that I need to take a cold shower. lmao sorry. 😂 #notsorry

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

SwiftUI was supposed to save us from dealing with Auto Layout/Constraints hell (personally, I like Auto Layout; seemed fine to me) and that SwiftUI was supposed to be better and easier... Then what the hell is this?! This is macOS 15.4.

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments