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I didn't think anyone had noticed my weight loss but my Priest just commented "Body of Christ" #jokeoftheday

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Germany is saying no to autogenocide, no to oligarchy, and no to impunity. Thousands are taking a stand against fascism ahead of the election. No matter the results they won't bend the knee to oligarchy. #3E

submitted 95 days ago • 197 comments

If your chosen role in defending against oligarchy and genocide is to sit online and tell people that their protests will never work and that they are fools for trying to resist, you are carrying water for tyrants and will be treated accordingly. Muted and blocked. #3E

submitted 96 days ago • 131 comments

Joke of the Day #joke of the day #jokes #jokes #funny #humor #comedy #lol #hilarious #funnymemes #standupcomedy #dadjokes #silly

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🚨This is AMAZING: Watch this elderly woman DESTROY a young right wing YouTuber on his weak sauce immigration talking points. Absolutely brilliant. H/T @thetnholler.bsky.social

submitted 155 days ago • 471 comments

Who decides your self worth.. You?... or them? What qualifies them? You are the only expert in being You.

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Growing with 5 sisters was like living with the Power Rangers. Once a month they'd sync up and become one scary monster.

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Found this photo of my Grandfather and Grandmother on their Honeymoon. Found someone to colourise it and clean it up.

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#Follow #followback - I follow back.

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#facts #comedy

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#JOkes

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youtu.be/35luFxHO5E0?...

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submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

If I had a pound for everytime I disappointed my parents, I'd finally have enough money to bury them. #jokes #comedy

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

When MIllionaires, need a Millionaire, to help convince the poor that they deserved Millions in the first place #farage

submitted 176 days ago • 2 comments

Bluesky is like a used car lot—lots of clunkers, a few gems, and everyone’s trying way too hard to sell you on their personality. 🚗🔥 #RoastJokes #ComedyRoast

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, I'm Martin. I'm really into comedy writing. If anyone else likes comedy and likes to chill... #followme #followback

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is like a car meet: everyone’s showing off their latest model (of humor), and occasionally someone crashes... into a bad take. 🚗💨 #BlueskyComedy #Jokes

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is the open mic of the internet: punchlines fly, roasts burn, and every reply’s a potential crowd-killer. Got jokes? Drop ‘em. Got laughs? Share ‘em. Comedy thrives here. 🎙️✨ #Comedy #Jokes #BlueskyVibes

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

We’re all about the punchlines, the clever comebacks, and those jokes that land harder than your ex’s excuses. From dad jokes to dark humor, roasting to riffing, let’s make this the funniest corner of the internet. Got a joke you’re proud of? Or one so bad it’s good? Share it below—sky’s the limit.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Whether you're cracking jokes or dropping spicy one-liners, the vibes are immaculate here. Let’s keep the banter rolling and the hecklers out (unless they’re funny, then okay). Got a killer joke or a wild comedy take? Drop it below, because Bluesky deserves the good stuff. #ComedySky #OpenMicEnergy

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Twitter vs X

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It’s astonishing how quickly some men become radicalized when nobody laughs at their jokes.

submitted 185 days ago • 40 comments

Free Palestine #gaza #palestine

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A Broken rib, cut finger and a black eyes. Its not what you want to see when you bite into your takeaway.

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

Halloween

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It frustrating that America have found a way to control hurricanes and I cant get my outdoor tap to stop leaking

submitted 219 days ago • 0 comments

This was great fun to be involved with. #comedy #rbl #roastbattleleague

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My Brother-in-law asked to borrow my tool set the other day. I felt so ashamed to produce nothing more than a drill, a screwdriver and a pair of goggles.

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I think my Dad is having trouble remembering his mobile number. It appears to be written on the door over ever public toilet I visit. #joke #comedy

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Elon Musk ate my Hamster.

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