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are these tariffs going to make the cost of my geek bars go up bc that will be my final straw

twilight is honestly so camp

is it safe to eat eggs right now or no?

i’ve recently made a couple friends that don’t go into depression holes and stop responding to everyone. it took them 18 hours to threaten a wellness check. 1) let me rot in peace ftlog and 2) how lucky am i to be cared for in that way

second hand embarrassment for any white women giving their commentary of the halftime show (you were not the intended audience)

watching vanderpump rules from the beginning is a spiritual experience

this dog is everything to me

are there always this many wind events in southern california and i’m just not remembering?

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

my husband is the worst about putting his leftovers in the fridge and never touching them again. we are currently in a (one sided) stand off over his seafood pasta from christmas day.

my depression manifests as not picking up my phone to respond to anyone or anything for a week and then spending one night staying up all night and posting all of my thoughts from that week one after another while still not responding to any of my concerned loved ones

my new wfh job is such a relief for my family - comparable pay to my last job without the 12 hour shifts an hour away from home. it’s no screens and no calls. with that being said, i wasn’t prepared for how isolating it would be. i miss being paid to see my friends.

laying in bed contemplating getting a snack for 3 hours. the baby wakes up. i move her to bed with me to keep her asleep. the snack is now off the table. absolutely gutted.

my dog and i look more similar than i do to either of my children and i love that

blue sky is cool bc i’m 30 now but it’s the same freeing feeling as when i made my twitter account when i was 16

everything is in shambles but i’ve somehow managed to keep my press-on nails attached for a week

i was not made for work from home

diana, princess of wales ✨

10 years ago, i was doing heroin and ecstasy in a trailer in a rhinestone bikini. now i read harry potter to my kids every night at 7pm and we’re all in bed before 8:30pm. life is cool

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

a tiktok ban is a huge win for us, the uggos who prefer text based communication

while i’m at it, if you drink raw milk more power to ya (but ew). if you give raw milk to your infant, you should go to jail.

i paid for the best insurance plan my job had when i was pregnant with my son. he qualified for medi-cal when he was born because of my income. the hospital i delivered at didn’t have a medi-cal contracted doctor to examine him after birth. i ended up owing about $20k.

turning left anywhere in LA should be an olympic sport

Let's not forget the true meaning of Thanksgiving, the day Jesus chased all the turkeys out of the Temple.

This dad outside the coffee shop, word for word to his kid who was crying because he had a runny nose: “Listen, you gotta get your shit together. You gotta have a little more composure, a little more poise.”

put in my two weeks at work. i was supposed to start 10 minutes ago but i’m currently in a coffee shop drive thru line about 30 minutes away. oh well

Your secret is safe with me as long as it’s boring

this will all be a lot easier if you just admit you're in love with me

Listen, buddy. If I wanted to see AI "art", I'd go to my aunt's facebook page

a company owner that i know employs many undocumented people, voted for trump, and thinks that her employees will be safe from the wrath of the border czar because they work and don’t get into any trouble. it really is crazy how they don’t hear what the plan is & they think it won’t affect them.

not yet finished but i adore my hades & persephone 💖

saw wicked today and am surprised by how much i loved it. i wouldn’t have even gone with my son didn’t want to go. you can tell how hard everyone worked at it and the cast was amazing.

first of all, rude. second of all, true.