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Every time the Oilers score, Fred gets a tomato 🍅

OK, let's see what you're made of. Legacy defining game.

Kane is gonna get himself traded

Until politicians in Alberta understand that our most valuable natural resource is clean, fresh water, we're fucked. Both parties are cucks for oil and gas.

Coconut cream burps

I do not like this. Get Ernie out of the game for his own good.

Fuck ya injection those sac bunts into my veins #BlueJays

Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

I love baseball

Someone tell me a secret

I can't even remember the last time I had a crush on someone. That can't be healthy.

Finally deleted tinder off my phone. Like, what was I even thinking I cant afford to be fuckin dating right now

More stairs with Fred today. Operation Sexy Legs in full effect.

Reposting for no reason:

I'm getting really fucking sick of the Oilers getting penalties for shit that happens 40 times a game

Every time the Oilers score, Fred gets a tomato 🍅

Does every single Florida Panther dive like a little bitch?

These are the best officials the NHL has?

Huge pick off by Kirk there to help Francis out of the inning

Who assassinates who first?

The inevitable Trump/Musk breakup is gonna be pretty funny

Just remembered to check the score from the Jays game. Kirk! What a beauty

Nuge is gonna fight Marchand in this series I can feel it

A goal that shouldn't have counted, and Panthers won the special teams. Oilers dominated 5 on 5. I feel good about this game and even better about the series. Let's fuckin go.

OMG I hope Nuge fights Marchand

Horseshit review are you kidding me

Every time the Oilers score, Fred gets a tomato 🍅

I would personally like to teach the Blue Jays how to bunt

I mean this with all sincerity: If you truly want to improve relations with Trump, just do something to flatter him personally. He doesn't have values. He doesn't actually give a shit about the border. Build him a fake gold statue in Ottawa and make him really handsome and skinny.

You can go ahead and pencil Barger's name in with the future core of the Blue Jays team