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oh I actually got a custom wrap for my Cybertruck so it just *looks* like it's covered in egg yolks and dog shit. pretty cool right? How many emojis should I put in this text to my ex wife

Freedom fighters return bodies apple.news/AOnURsKjsTrS...

This girl needs an intervention

Tumultuous? You are not responsible for what others claim about your pre-print. LC exists and needs attention. PVS is even less defined, and very rare, but deserves investigation. Science doesn´t care about feelings. A thread of Whataboutism doesn´t help. There are fundamental issues here.

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

If I die in the next 24 hours someone write down that getting a fortune cookie without a fortune is a bad omen

Friend: how's things Me: fine Morgan Freeman: but things was not fine

They screwed this all up.

My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer

Because you are sucking up to the owner of your newspaper?

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I loooooove this website baby

the mild, non-confrontational obama formula for inclusiveness was so intolerable to a substantial chunk of the country that they put a outer borough george wallace into the white house. like, what are we talking about here?

Join us virtually on March 24th, 5-6pm EST Mass General Brigham, in collaboration with Christ Hospital, presents – ADVANCE Lecture Series: Advancing Women's Heart Health w Dr. Abha Khandelwal: Digital health strategies to improve cardiometabolic health and adherence. Zoom link will be posted

He found a stick

New riders are advised to approach a horse from the left, because it's easier to train horses to associate one side with the act of mounting up. We choose the left side, because in the past, a cavalry rider would have had a sword on their left hip to right-draw. Just a remnant of sword culture.

Remembering so many lefties calling GWB a fascist, so quaint now

Vintage Ash footage (last week)

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

It's largely a TV character-based dystopia at this point

The USA is in its death throes but in the meantime its deeply funny that the off the lot value of this 100K car is functionally zero www.nbcboston.com/news/local/m...

Mr. Beast needs to pay this guy to drive that thing into Boston and film it LMFAOO

This story is so great, we need to install a gopro on this guys car with a YouTube channel I’d watch it all day long www.nbcboston.com/news/local/m...

New Yorkers sure elected a heck of a guy

Just sitting here at my desk writing a grant like a sucker www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/h...

Paint my chicken coop!

We should put lithium in the ivermectin supply like we iodize salt.

Lol www.facebook.com/WeymouthMayo...

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next time you’re having imposter syndrome, just remember that you have more clinical experience than the HHS secretary plus the NIH director combined 🫣

How? www.cbsnews.com/news/uss-har...

Finally went all the way and deleted my twitter, was keeping it to prevent impersonation but honestly whatever -