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Time is a f*cking construct, man.
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I loved this.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Guys. We need to talk about D2: The Mighty Ducks.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It is common belief that adult children will go “no-contact” because the children are woke. And if you ask our collective mothers in law, it’s happening *everywhere* This shit is pumped into their veins.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

“Want to know what happens to kids who don’t get good grades? Listen to *any* of my songs”

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Isn’t this a situation where you don’t throw. I know it’s not often

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, every time I stand up

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Legit question - is Miller left handed? Because that’s a shiner

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

anyone hear this racist adjacent , but dog-whistling Booking dot com ad? That’s targeted to RW brain poisoned goons “what if you have to go to Chicago but you’re *nervous* - use us to find something *safe* with a lobby that’s says *nothing sketchy here* You wouldnt run this ad with any other city

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, even if this is completely on the level, this was essentially a plot point in the sopranos. “Yes Mr federal agent, I did make a whole bunch of withdrawals at $9,999.99 but, as you can see, that’s under the $10k flag amount, ipso facto, nothing to see here”

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

“He wasn’t in the one with Tina Fey so you wouldn’t recognize it I guess” I *yelled* in my car. “Ooooh shit!” Might somehow be the most vicious thing I’ve ever heard, while also being muppet based! @battingaround.bsky.social

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Every boxing match in the first 5 Rocky’s suck

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Sir Duke is fun

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com because I don’t know of such things - can you help me understand the difference between juice and sauce Like - I would imagine someone like Judge has juice, but he’s sorta bland and little Jeter-y. So low sauce But - late career bartolo colon - sauce- but no juice?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky bullies?? Sure. But let’s not pretend it was better on the everything app? Do we. Not remember when some woman made a really shitty joke and then hopped on a plane and then all of twitter was counting down until she landed to see how much hate she got and how fired she was going to be?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments