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This is America, the only way you get to be King is by piledriving a comedian in Memphis

Guys. The Atlantic is just the New Yorker for fucking assholes.

I can’t imagine merrick garland doing anything

I’m not infuriated that the same people who claimed a one time check for 2’000 in 2020 made the economy crash in 2023 That’s bog-standard bullshit I’m infuriated that our mothers-in-law will repeat this and believe it.

It’s always just “the mob but in your phone”

The summer of Winnebago!

In the small scale - they want the sanitized, bucolic, version of their families history from after WWII but before civil rights. But also want all of their current amenities.

Perhaps, just perhaps, the current opposition party *did* talk about the existential threat and voters continually said “yeah fuck that, have you seen the price of eggs?”

Netflix Home Show: Bob Vila’s Villa Villains Is there something there?

“Oh 15% of traffic I surveyed on a random Wednesday currently drive >= 65 mph down a dangerously narrow, unlit, two way street? And you think the blind driveway for 70 cars will make it worse? Sounds like an enforcement issue” Every engineer.

I’d like to reiterate, Larry Johnson was robbed in the dunk contest, Cedric Ceballos cheated and could absolutely see. He altered his route. I will die on this hill.

This is the parking lot of an apple orchard