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markhoppus.bsky.social
Duke and Duke Commodities Brokers
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Please read my essay and tell me I am a great person www.sothebys.com/en/articles/...

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Calling my dentist to see if they’re having a deal teeth for Presidents’ Day weekend.

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Iggles! 🦅

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35-28 Chiefs.

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Ice Ice Baby Shark

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I’m gonna get one of those blow up dinosaur costumes and walk around saying welcome. To Jurassic Mark

submitted 65 days ago • 20 comments

Santa’s favorite place to celebrate Christmas? LAPland. Thank you for following me here on BlueSkye

submitted 69 days ago • 14 comments

🎶Dune 2: Forget About Me🎶

submitted 70 days ago • 8 comments

Sometimes I’ll be watching tv and a random prescription medication will be running through their warnings and they’ll mention lymphoma and I’m like HEY THAT’S ME and then I’ll be like ew gross what the hell. It’s like recognizing a restaurant in Entourage.

submitted 70 days ago • 5 comments

How about in A Christmas Carol, Scrooge shows up to a party where his nephew and the nephew’s fiancé and a bunch of their friends are all sitting around talking shit about him and laughing “lol Scrooge that a piece of trash! He can eat shit!” On Christmas Eve.

submitted 71 days ago • 10 comments

An app that saves your passwords called Kenny Log-Ins Thank you for following me here on BlueSky

submitted 73 days ago • 21 comments

(To the tune of the hit Pearl Jam song Evenflow) 🎶Uniqlo🎶

submitted 78 days ago • 4 comments

(To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle) 🎶Mark Hoppus🎶

submitted 81 days ago • 31 comments

The Fast and the Furious: Joycon Drift

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Tony Danzig

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Shirley Temple of Doom

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I feel like you guys aren’t following me hard enough on here?

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Thankful af

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It’s pronounced Blooskee

submitted 98 days ago • 33 comments

Tour is over, Garfield survived.

submitted 101 days ago • 24 comments

Dracula Coffin Flop

submitted 545 days ago • 5 comments

Every time I have night sweats I convince myself the lymphoma is back. This is probably not self-care.

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Thank you, Miele coffee machine, for twenty years of jitters and anxiety. You were loved. 🫡

submitted 621 days ago • 3 comments

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua.

submitted 621 days ago • 3 comments

Very grateful to be alive with you all in this moment. 🙏🏻❤️

submitted 623 days ago • 4 comments

I will pay good money to have autocorrect learn the difference between your and tour. Just had to correct TOUR twice on that last sentence.

submitted 644 days ago • 3 comments

Adjacent Festival

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MSG! 🙏🏻

submitted 654 days ago • 3 comments

I MISSED A STUCK BOAT?!

submitted 656 days ago • 4 comments

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms especially mine who doesn’t have bluesky and will never see this.

submitted 660 days ago • 2 comments

Toronto night one

submitted 662 days ago • 2 comments

how do I find my mutuals who've moved over from twitter?

submitted 662 days ago • 15 comments

Photos from Detroit last night.

submitted 664 days ago • 5 comments

🙏🏻 Thank you Chicago.

submitted 666 days ago • 3 comments

Photos from St Paul

submitted 667 days ago • 2 comments

Tour start today!

submitted 670 days ago • 6 comments

For my first post I want to talk about blood orange cake. Delicious. That is all. Welcome to the Bluesky.

submitted 674 days ago • 19 comments