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markinchs.bsky.social
You wrote in my yearbook, “Stay Cool.” So, I did.
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I keep thinking I need to get out of this country - which sucks because I love it here. But there’s something in the air.

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I want every Democrat to sound like this. Meanwhile I'm listening to the sounds of (congressional) silence.

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

irony -- which had been lingering the last month on life support - just died Egg price change in the CPI print +15%

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

submitted 20 days ago • 168 comments

If you're in line to bully a Cybertruck owner STAY IN LINE

submitted 30 days ago • 21 comments

Bluesky is definitely getting better.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

now that DeepSeek has completed AI, we hope that Silicon Valley will turn its attention to the next best thing: investing in rural history museums

submitted 30 days ago • 33 comments

Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

submitted 34 days ago • 313 comments

I just spit out my tea.

submitted 40 days ago • 1958 comments

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

submitted 50 days ago • 760 comments

I told my wife, I think her underwear are too tight and way too revealing And she said… then wear your own

submitted 58 days ago • 66 comments

@deadscreen.bsky.social this is a very specific account - plants, video games, and plants in video games - I like it!!!

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

I knew pretty early on that I would go pro in something other than sports.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year theonion.com/horrified-ta...

submitted 62 days ago • 88 comments

In the red corner, we have Laura Loomer whose lips harness the horsepower suction of 500 Bangkok prostitutes. In the blue corner, we have Elon Musk who can crush coke cans with his man titties. Are you ready to ruuuummbblleee???

submitted 62 days ago • 6 comments

@crosbymaxx.bsky.social great season, boss. Heal up and kick ass next year!!!

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

I wish I could buy everything on my kids’ Christmas lists this year, but Sophie Rain ain’t free.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this

submitted 80 days ago • 21 comments

Chance to make the playoffs *with a win tonight* Bengals: 3% Cowboys: 2%

submitted 79 days ago • 29 comments

Counterpoint: Do

submitted 79 days ago • 731 comments

Sincere McCormick implies the existence of a disingenuous McCormick.

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Conference Championships need to be canceled starting now. They’ve lost all relevance.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

The Raiders need a RB like Josh Jacobs.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Wife: you are so annoying. Me: Am I though? Wife: YES! I don’t know about that…

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’ theonion.com/report-la-li...

submitted 85 days ago • 174 comments

I don’t expect South Carolina to make the CFP, but if they do, I may have to adjust my holiday travel plans.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Both QBs balled out last night. I don’t think I’ve seen 2 QBs throw as many downfield passes all year. Must be that mountain air.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment