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Yes, he could win. He could also grow hair and be a loveable scallywag but I wouldn’t bet on it. You’re dead right though. He will be the bitterest loser.

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It’s hard to understand how unsolicited, lie-filled sms from Palmer and his latest cohort of the terminally boorish are actually legal. Is that right?

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Dutton is a self-centered thug, interested only in a far off, magical past that never existed. When folks vote for these “quirky” types, it might make them feel like a rebel for 5 mins but then we have years and years of shitfuckery to deal with; witness Johnson in UK and Felon47 in the States.

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Was Hegseth drunk or is he permanently this stupid?

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Who could have foreseen that a 4th rate, fascist tv host would turn out to be a hugely incompetent moron and a danger to world security?

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Such a shame that nice Mr Hegseth has had to resign after a fuck up of biblical proportions… sorry, what??

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Dear old PC Plod Dutton had two big ideas for the election. Nuclear power and deportations. He really is a visionary… If I was Gina I’d demand my money back.

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In times of impending harm for his constituents, it’s heartwarming that Dutton found the time for a quick cuddle with a dodgy billionaire. Something about not holding a hose…

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Ah, Jacquie Lambie, Jacquie Lambie. She's always had a gutful of something. Except her own self-importance, it seems. Medivac. Not forgotten, never forgiven.

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If you don't feel that Felon47's behaviour justifies the use of 25th amendment, nothing ever will and you can probably safely get rid of it.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Zelensky is definitely a better comedian than Felon47 who, frankly, is scarcely raising a laugh these days.

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It's patently true. Miller and his ilk must have that moment, late at night, when they know, at their core, what they have become. Nothing but hollow darkness. And it chills them. They can only feel warm through an act of cruelty. And so it goes.

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"Falsely claimed..." or, as we used to say back home ä big, fucking, orange lie." Any tips for avoiding despair would be very welcome.

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It’s not true to say that felon47 thinks he’s a king. He thinks he’s a god.

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One saving grace about the Felin47/corporal Musk coup is that they are universally shit at it. All the hate, none of the craft.

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I'm not a medical person but I feel his meds need increasing. Or reducing. It's that "this" can't be what they for aiming for.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

From Gina's arse to his mouth

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I'm guessing the judge's blocking felon47's more ridiculous EO's is part of the plan: Scream, frothing at the gob, to his base that all the judges are DEM's thereby setting up the next step of ignoring them and placing all judgement in him. Létat? Cést moi...

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When I was young, coups happened in far off countries that you had only heard about because there had been a coup and they were very abstract. It's odd to see on being covered by every form of media, whether then realise it is a coup or not.

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In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Dutton - well-loved, ex-copper, heart of gold - has broken cover and displayed his full love and devotion to felon47. It's what Gina would have wanted. Felon47 is a big thinker in the same way that Dutton is a very hairy man.

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So, America. That was a good experiment for a few years. Shame it imploded. What next?

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I think Felon47 just said the quiet part out loud.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

So, everything that Midas touched turned to gold. What if everything you touch turns to shit? Asking for an orange friend...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not American so, consequently, I didn't vote in the last election but could someone who did confirm that Musk's name was on the ballot? It's good that he allows that sad, old orange man place in his new office though.

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It's much easier to destroy than create. I guess when you have more $$ then you will ever need, you want to leave a mark. You could pay for free healthcare/education/housing but it's easier to just set fire to everything and watch it burn. And here we are.

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100% true. Hate is all Dutton and his owners offer. The only safety is being in their tent, pissing out. These are cruel people.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Plus au pair-gate, anything Angus Taylor did and the never resolved question of just how did “honest copper” Dutton get so rich???

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So, now Musk has access to the very levers of power and has replaced staff with his acolytes, does he even need felon 47 at all? Heart attack or a fall down some marble stairs??

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Felon47…. I do like that

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Of course, it’s very clear that the orange monkey has no idea what a tariff actually is. It’s just a word he heard with an “f” in it. Like covefe…

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Can someone do a welfare check on Matt Canavan???

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Never forget the #LNP did their best (at both state and fed levels) to gut TAFE and replace it with private providers. Don’t give them another chance at it - ever #LNPFail #LNPCorruptionParty

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Isn't it great that we have all that peace and whatnot in Ukraine? Like he promised. You know, within 24 hours. Isn't it just great?

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I remember someone saying during the last orange monkey shitstorm that he was a dumb person's idea of what a smart person looks like. Sadly, it still holds true.

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I find it quite difficult to remain positive when you see the depths of the orange monkey's depravity in the wake of the tragic air crash in DC. However, disengagement is what his handlers want so do not allow it.

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