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Hi everyone. No-one ever sees or comments on my posts here, so I'm not going to waste time crafting anything decent.

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This whole thing with Trump going into Fort Knox and saying he's not sure if the gold will still be there has echos of when you have a child saying.. "We can go into the kitchen and see if someone has spilt the milk all over the floor. I don't know if that has happened."

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I've never seen so many posts from people who would normally wish no harm, where they say they can't wait for a certain person to die. Imagine what kind of person you are that not only do so many wish you dead, but that everyone knows exactly who this is about without saying their name.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I see Elon Musk has released his official Whitehouse portrait.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

So after Trump's insane press conference yesterday journalists all filed out amazed and shocked. SO WHY DONT YOU ASK HIM PROPER QUESTIONS THEN? The answer is, that none of them want to lose their Whitehouse press pass. That's more important than doing their job and holding power to account.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I'm astonished by Americans expressing surprise that Trump is already out playing golf. Watching from the UK this is exactly what he did for basically the whole of his presidency last time. A bit of business for the TV, then golf. No wonder people voted for him again if your memories are that short.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Or perhaps people are sick to death of the fact he gets given so much airtime because media thinks he's going to say something controversial which can be clipped for social media. His airtime is out of proportion with the number of MPs his "party/business" has.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Miffed Britain Won't Use 'Gulf Of America' Term. Poor snowflake. Well Marj, we had a chat in the UK and have decided to call the USA "Clownland" while Trump is US President so as you Republicans enjoy saying...Cry more 😭.

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Wow, Trump is so old and low energy. The chances of him serving his four years before his age makes it impossible for him to continue seem low. He's really not all there anymore.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe we are supposed to believe that Elon Musk didn't do a Hitler salute. Stop being blind media outlets. Call the Nazi actions what they are.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

I suppose the positive thing about Elon Musk's Nazi salute, (can't believe I'm writing that sentence!), is that Trump will be furious we're all talking about that and not him. Small wins, and all that.

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

BBC news reporting that the biggest cheer from Trump supporters in the arena watching his speech came when he said there will only be two genders, male and female. Of course it did. It's all about hate. None of those people want anything other than people being worse off than themselves.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Here's something to help let go of stressful feelings around the Trump Inauguration if you're feeling anxious. One minute to change how you feel. Then can I suggest getting some fresh air! youtu.be/hdfKxbqbztA?...

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Americans saying they'll watch something other than the Trump inauguration so he doesn't get high ratings. Surges in power use are used to estimate how many people watch big events...so...if you turn your TV on you may well look like you're doing it to watch. Maybe just turn it off!

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Allow me to introduce Coco. His fourth home with me became his forever home until we lost him last year. Coco would be delighted if instead of watching the Trump inauguration you watched his brilliant mind reading video and shared it as a better way to pass some Jan 20th. youtu.be/cg9vLELKtmU?...

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I misread the first thing on the US Secret Service list of banned items for the Trump Inauguration and thought...hang on, so No Trump MAGA supporters are allowed?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking: Tough guy Donald Trump afraid of cold. Snowflake ❄️ President-elect Donald Trump's inaugural address on 20 January will take place indoors due to cold weather being forecast next week in Washington, he has confirmed. He is quite old I suppose.😂

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The Tesla Cybertruck is not road legal in the UK and does not hold a certificate of conformity. GMP Police seized this one. We may not be able to keep Elon Musk's tweets out of the news but we can keep this dangerous monstrosity off our roads. It's hideous, also quite hilarious.

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Orange clown Donald Trump has posted this picture. Donald Trump jr. is currently crying in the corner. Hahaha

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Absolutely brilliant stuff from Fox News referring to Melania Trump as the second lady. Clearly Elon Musk is the First Lady.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

He couldn't even wear a black tie. No respect for anyone or anything.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I see Trump is getting a good old sleep in at Jimmy Carter's Funeral America, you choose this corrupt moron and now the rest of the world has got another four years of this crap. Cheers for nothing.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

From Liz Truss, who crashed the economy,(remember when she crashed the economy). Well, Liz has sent a cease and desist letter to Keir Starmer demanding he stop saying that she crashed the economy. It's amazing that Liz Truss who crashed the economy, doesn't understand that she crashed the economy.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

There's no reason not to believe that Canada will want to be part of America if Trump wants it to happen. Don't forget he said he'd build a wall between Mexico and the US and get Mexico to pay for it, and that definitely happened.

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Elon Musk is detestable in so many ways, as is Nigel Farage. The fact the Farage said Musk is someone young people think is "cool" is objectively hilarious. No-one asked to think up a word to describe Musk would pick "COOL" Mine would be too rude to say.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

We're looking for a new sofa. I'm not sure how to pronounce the name of this one, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to ask.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Cannot wait for the inevitable downfall of Evil, sorry I mean Elon Musk. Needs to keep himself out of British politics and stop libelling people with impunity. Supporting Tommy Robinson, saying The King should dissolve parliament. Clearly annoyed Trump enough he's shut up talking about US politics.

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It's back on: Neil Young will play Glastonbury after all after backing down on his BBC criticism. I'm hearing that he agreed to do it when BBC bosses told him he didn't have to go on The Wheel after all, but could appear on The Traitors.

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I think I'd be more inclined to enjoy New Years Eve if it wasn't so cold, wet, dark and miserable in the UK at this time of year. How about we change July 1st to be the first day of the year? Then it will be sunnier and warmer. Australia can keep January as their first day. Everyone is a winner 🏆

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If you were rewarded in the New Years honours list, the Daily Mail thinks they would rather moan about Sir Sadiq Khan than celebrate your achievements. The "paper" exists entirely to creative negativity and anger. Sad sad people.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

I really hope Americans come together to line the streets of Washington for Jimmy Carter's State funeral. They should make it the biggest crowd ever...PERIOD!

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I've seen so many people complain about how Quality Street chocolates have gone downhill, that I believe next year they are renaming them to "Street" chocolates.

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Just say 'woke' once a paragraph: A guide to being a Telegraph columnist... This was a gag from daily mash a few months back. Since then the Daily Telegraph have in fact adopted it as standard policy.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes your local town Facebook group does throw up some gems.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

After last night's Wallace and Gromit we should all spare a thought for the two Geordie presenters who will now no longer be the first thing on anyone's mind when they hear the name Anton Deck. This will always be the most famous one now..

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing lots people surprised that The King's Speech was produced by Sky News. It's rotating, so BBC, then ITV Studios, then Sky News, then YouTube. Next year it's Tik Tok.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

First Christmas without this bonkers dog. Fortunately he's captured on video doing one of his tricks. None of your sit, beg, roll over stuff. He was a mind reader! He's still making me smile when I watch. Still don't know how he did it?! youtu.be/cg9vLELKtmU?...

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone heard anything about if Gavin and Stacey is on around Christmas? Can't find any information about it anywhere.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Billionaires are queuing up to donate to Reform. And yet they act like the party to represent the poor and downtrodden. They are the party of the rich bankers. The party of the self serving. Using bigotry and hate to increase their wealth. They care for nothing but themselves.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

You've never seen this before, and you never will again.. Let me show you something that will only ever be seen once in the history of mankind.. youtu.be/FMYi34FKU-g

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

And the problem with the US as it looks from overseas, is that too many people would think "yeh, I don't have kids so fuck em" if I'm wrong then I'm telling you that's still how it looks.

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