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Well it's official, credentials FIA approved. Excited to get back to the paddock for the first time this season. See you next week Miami.

Never a head of lettuce around when you need one.

Me in the 2nd national security group

Me in the 2nd national security group chat

Usual family chit chat

Felt it important to get on the mat because that's what men do.

certainly not shocked by it at this point, but it is still crazy to see a government health official talk about autism and people on the spectrum like they take an ice pick to their temple every morning. these freaks are tryna break speedrun records on dehumanization across the board

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Dystopia is the AARP advising older Americans about how to live in a police state www.aarp.org/travel/trave...

"Hit ship win cruise"

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Time travelers from 2005

Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight (Miami Vice)

FFS I got death threats about making Optimus Prime the wrong kind of truck when I wrote the TRANSFORMERS movie. Do the job or get out of the way.

“We’ll have to find out what the truth is” What a great idea! We should invent some sort of “process” that allows us all to discover that truth

Oh. "This is about whether we have functional constitutional government in this country. If the IRS can go after you because of what you think or what you believe or what you do, we'd no longer live in a free country.“

vance is a detestable liar and an open enemy of the constitution. the central load bearing factual claim here is completely false and even if it wasn’t the constitution contains two explicit guarantees of due process

Vance’s due process argument is a horseshit appeal to emotion but we can dismiss the whole thing given the explicit lie in the first sentence. bsky.app/profile/jame...

What - and I absolutely in no way can stress this enough - the cinnamon toast fuck?

Fathers of the year and non-fathers of the year all have the same constitutional rights

Much to consider

This freakin' guy

It was a bad day, but at least we got this

Haven’t practiced law in almost a decade, but absolutely putting my DC Bar to use here…

Well Senator, here we are …

It used to be important to gain a lot of followers in case something tragic happened and you needed to crowdfund health care, now it’s important in case you get disappeared and sent off to a Salvadorean hell prison.

“Home-growns”mean any of us. And with no guarantee of due process and administrative incompetence, this could be life sentences in El Salvador for any of us.

We're in The Bad Place, folks. The existence of an overseas gulag to which you - yes, you personally - can be sent with no recourse marks the end of a whole period of American history. There's no going back after this. Even if these guys are defeated, the new order will have to look much different.

Every word of this:

Watching Trump and Bukele in the Oval Office just now made me feel physically ill.