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marleyhalston.bsky.social
SANE/ICU Nurse, Health is a human right, Dog > People
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Why do people act like deviled eggs are amazing, we all know they are mid.

A friend of mine just told me I could scorch the earth with a wink.

Today a young whippersnapper told me that I was a whole “vibe”. I don’t care if it was a lie I tipped. Well.

It’s Pi day!!!

I opened a box and found a bunch of my CD’s

Just now: Our message about Sudan at the UN Security Council, from @chrislockyear.msf.org: "While statements are being made in this chamber, civilians remain... unseen unprotected bombed besieged raped displaced deprived of food of medical care of dignity." #TalkAboutSudan

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

NAVEL! It was fucking NAVEL!

Bob Dylan had a favorite sandwich? I mean don’t we all have a favorite sandwich.. not me I don’t have favorites.

I just want to know what song people are playing on repeat right now? It’s like knowing the ingredients of the secret sauce.

When Carfentanil just comes in via the fucking mail.

There’s a reason he backed Trump.

“You are strong. You are handsome. You are not a pathetic loser who jacks off to a simple exhalation.” #MeghanQuinn

I am on an Anton Chekov kick.

The rapists are getting really fucking comfortable being their rapey selves.

No one is surprised.

Babies are the best.

Never stop being you Vermont

Motherfuckering fuck.

I made the mistake of reading the news.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Is it true that Krispy Kreme has a Pistachio Donut?

Proper #WorkGoals

Happy Birthday Shea 💅🏼

I haven’t cracked the Wordle two times this week and this is what stupid people must feel like. It’s terrible.