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Republican representative Joe Wilson from South Carolina wants to make a $250 with orange man’s face on it. How did these clowns get office? What a f’n joke! What do all these cult members get that I’m missing out on??

What else would you expect from a member of team oligarchy?

How are all the people who couldn’t vote for Harris because she didn’t support Palestinian enough feeling these days?

This is Steve Job’s reality distortion field on steroid or kryptonite. 8% cut is very significant amount and Hegs-whatever-his-name-is is just is just saying “look over there 👉 “ like he’s some Jedi master

The U.S. government sure has some interesting ideas about what men typically look like, tbh!

Kind of like living in a Black Mirror episode 🤔

It’s feels like an endless flow of sewage that no one can stop

John Fetterman’s staff are leaving him in droves and there are awful rumors about how he treats them. Are we sure he’s not just three Kyrsten Sinemas sitting on each other’s shoulders in a hoodie? Our latest:

Why is this a surprise to Murdoch or any MAGA supporter?

BREAKING: USCP is arresting Enrique Tarrio for swiping his hand at a counterprotester who got in his face.

Every update coming out of CPAC today makes my jaw drop. The chainsaw of bureaucracy, bannon’s Heil, J6ers being let in… 🤦🏻‍♂️

It’s hard to know what’s real these days. Did people really believe that Trump installed a 200ft statue of Jesus on the White House lawn? Are citizens really okay with putting such a divisive political slogan on a public institution? Whatever happened to caring about your neighbors?

Today, my humanity meter went a little more towards “FUCKED” (as opposed to “We’re going to be all right” side)

What a disgrace. Bezos and the newspaper he has destroyed should be grateful that anyone thinks it’s still worthwhile to buy ad space from them. *This* is how democracy dies.

I’m really feeling this assessment by @lesbowen.bsky.social . I feel like a lot of my democrat friends feel the same. I just want to put my head in the sand some times

Live from Pyongyang, it's Saturday Night!

On @velshi.bsky.social this morning, @walshfreedom.bsky.social says we’re down to 2 branches of government, since the legislative branch (congress) is not doing its job and is complicit. Seems a little generous. I mean the part about 2 branches. Isn’t it clear yet that there is no judicial anymore?

Earlier today, I saw some thread where MAGAs are talking about Project 2025 as a hoax/plant created by the liberals. MAGAs can't seem to just come out and say "I denounce Project 2025" because 🤔 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Just despicable and disgraceful. The US government is now indistinguishable from the mafia.

This is just sheer brazen criminality by DOJ. Adams gets federal corruption charges dropped not because there isn’t overwhelming evidence, but because he agrees to help Homan round up migrants. And Homan says the charges will be refiled if Adams doesn’t “come through.”

NBC News is being kicked out of its space in the Pentagon and replaced by OANN.

Best news I have heard all year!

If you are an American living abroad, does Google Maps serve you “Gulf of America” or “Gulf of Mexico”?

Everyone searching for “Gulf of America” on Google Maps right now 🤦🏻‍♂️

It’s going to be crazy in Philly tonight. I hope they greased the lamp posts! 🦅 #flyeaglesfly #gobirds

AJ Brown channeling his Inner Excellence once again. Got the unnecessary roughness call, even though we failed to convert. #flyeaglesfly #gobirds #1kalwaysopen #ajbrown

Is this what the kids these days would call nerdcore? I don’t know but I want a lot of items! store.nytimes.com/collections/...

Well, Patrick had a good run at Sonos. I was at Research in Motion (aka BlackBerry) was there and was surprised when he got the CEO position at Sonos. Media will be media and slam/blame him for Sonos’ problems in the market. Sonos was always at a tricky spot. They had first movers advantage but…

Meta's MAGA pivot will be hard for Big Tech rivals to match… If you haven’t closed your #facebook account, what are you waiting for? www.axios.com/2025/01/11/z...

I totally agree! Why was Tokyo Vice cancelled? It needs to be revived! www.whattowatch.com/features/tok...

Weather channel, accuweather, and apple all seem to say that NYC will be getting a coating to 1” of snow today. It already looks like we already have over an inch and it’s not letting up yet. When did all the weather sites start giving the same forecast? Who is going to be the first to update?

Why are Bezos, Zuckerberg, Musk, Pichai and Tim Cook visiting and giving money to Trump ? Because they are in “The Race “ to become the dominant platform in the world. Amazon/Anthropic vs FB/LLama vs Google/Gemini vs Twitter/Grok, vs IPhones/ChatGpt is the penultimate global power war ever.

On my weekly perusal of NFL power rankings by media, I see the Eagles are #5 in most and @profootballfocus.bsky.social has them at #2. While I agree that it's really hard to rank the top 6, as I fan I think #5 is a bit low. Taking a page from saquonbarkley.bsky.social's playbook, I'm ok with it

Looks like there's no need to save your receipts at Whole Foods anymore, well if you're an Amazon Prime customer, as in-store purchase details now show up in your Amazon order history

2025! Off to a great start 🤷🏻‍♂️

US Capitol struck by lightning 12/31/2024 Video: Stephanie Ricker/Twitter

Me before the 2024 election cycle Vs Me after

Instead of sending the football to Canton, they should send it to John Mara

The shot of the year from CBS Philadelphia photojournalist Casey Kuhn. CJ Gardner Johnson celebration...doesn't get any better. #EAGLES